Saltines RUINED!

ginaf20697

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OMG they are ROUND now. Like a fucking Ritz cracker. Goodbye Nabisco. This is a mistake not seen in retail since New Coke.
 

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Hold on hold on hold on, whats wrong with Ritz crackers??
 

ginaf20697

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Well Ritz crackers are buttery yummy goodness but a saltine should be thin and crispy not thick and round.
 

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Well Ritz crackers are buttery yummy goodness but a saltine should be thin and crispy not thick and round.
Did they change the recipe of the cracker or just the shape? If it is just a change in shape I am mostly ok with that.

Not a damn thing if you are fully stocked with easy cheese.
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ginaf20697

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Luckily, the generic/store brands are just as good :)

Round saltines better not be here to stay.
 

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Blasphemy!! May the Flying Spaghetti Monster strike down with his mighty garlicky anger and smite this abomination!! All praise be to his saucy goodness.
 

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Interesting. Just this week, we were talking about how a dollar bill, an unsharpened #2 pencil, and a saltine are good examples of something to use as a frame of reference when taking pictures of a wound for the hospital, because they are all standard size.
 
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Still square in the stores around here. Bought some at Winn Dixie the other day.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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I bet it takes slightly less cracker dough to make a round cracker than it does to make a square, which over the course of hundreds of thousands of boxes produced, add up to a pretty savings. Still, I want my square crispy goodness.
 

ginaf20697

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No what they actually did was just throw them loose into a 10oz box instead of the square ones in a lb box.
 

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Westminster Crackers are better anyway
 

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Yea right like they changed their iconic cracker design. What next Coke Changing their formula.
 

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Wouldnt those just be called "teens"? Those sound delicious.
 

ginaf20697

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Real teens are saltier though.
 

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No wonder they've fallen into a tie for sixth place with Table Time and Allied Biscuit.
 

fletcher

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Ill have you know that my father is a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
 

Konstantin K

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Big deal. My friend Jerry is a major player down at the sewing store.
 

fletcher

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I think I blew the reference. Damn my computer woes and terrible memory.
 

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Ill have you know that my father is a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
So my dad is a cracker at The Big Wheel Factory