Saltines RUINED!

ginaf20697

Registered User
#1
OMG they are ROUND now. Like a fucking Ritz cracker. Goodbye Nabisco. This is a mistake not seen in retail since New Coke.
 

fletcher

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#3
Hold on hold on hold on, whats wrong with Ritz crackers??
 

ginaf20697

Registered User
#4
Well Ritz crackers are buttery yummy goodness but a saltine should be thin and crispy not thick and round.
 

fletcher

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#6
Well Ritz crackers are buttery yummy goodness but a saltine should be thin and crispy not thick and round.
Did they change the recipe of the cracker or just the shape? If it is just a change in shape I am mostly ok with that.

Not a damn thing if you are fully stocked with easy cheese.
[lob] Everything comes better in a can. [/lob]
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
#9
Luckily, the generic/store brands are just as good :)

Round saltines better not be here to stay.
 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
#11
Blasphemy!! May the Flying Spaghetti Monster strike down with his mighty garlicky anger and smite this abomination!! All praise be to his saucy goodness.
 

Hudson

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#12
Interesting. Just this week, we were talking about how a dollar bill, an unsharpened #2 pencil, and a saltine are good examples of something to use as a frame of reference when taking pictures of a wound for the hospital, because they are all standard size.
 
#13
Still square in the stores around here. Bought some at Winn Dixie the other day.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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#14
I bet it takes slightly less cracker dough to make a round cracker than it does to make a square, which over the course of hundreds of thousands of boxes produced, add up to a pretty savings. Still, I want my square crispy goodness.
 

ginaf20697

Registered User
#15
No what they actually did was just throw them loose into a 10oz box instead of the square ones in a lb box.
 

Dikbag

Registered User
#16
Westminster Crackers are better anyway
 

lockjaaaaww

All out of Bubble Gum.
#17
Yea right like they changed their iconic cracker design. What next Coke Changing their formula.
 

mascan42

Registered User
#18
This is the biggest travesty in the cracker industry since they came out with unsalted saltines.
 

fletcher

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#19
Wouldnt those just be called "teens"? Those sound delicious.
 

Konstantin K

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#21
No wonder they've fallen into a tie for sixth place with Table Time and Allied Biscuit.
 

fletcher

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#22
Ill have you know that my father is a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
#23
Big deal. My friend Jerry is a major player down at the sewing store.
 

fletcher

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#24
I think I blew the reference. Damn my computer woes and terrible memory.
 

UCJOE

I have a lot of business with the Chinese
#25
Ill have you know that my father is a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
So my dad is a cracker at The Big Wheel Factory
 
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