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Sam Hates Steak

Discussion in 'Classic Opie & Anthony General Discussion' started by Token White Guy, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. Token White Guy

    Token White Guy Continuously Jaded

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    [video=youtube;SjNENTpeBDA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjNENTpeBDA[/video]

    He can't be human. What kind of person that eats meat doesn't like steak?!
     
  2. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Sam also hates pussy.
     
  4. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    who cares what Sam likes or dislikes?

    let him be

    viet congs eat cats and dogs and would think we are weird because we do not

    everyone has their preferences
     
  5. Reaper G

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    Take Sam to a Chinatown restaurant that serves stuff like spicy tripe and pigs ears. Or a "molecular gastronomy" restaurant like WD-50. Just to see Sam's head explode.
     
  6. AnthonOpe

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    Sam was spoiled by his mother and only likes foods that 2 year olds like.
     
  7. oldmandick

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    Blacks are at sub-human. Cut the bushy-haired boy a break.

    It all depends on how you say it, mister.
     
  8. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    He won't eat adult food. He's preoccupied with that childish wrestling nonsense. He makes about as much money as paperboy.

    He's a big diaper and a jumbo high chair away from being an adult baby.

    His fiance should be arrested for pedophilia.
     
  9. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    On the flip side, I bet his arteries look great.
     
  10. Creasy Bear

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    Oh hell yeah... that goofy twink will bury us all.
     
  11. Reaper G

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    He doesn't like spaghetti, either. What sort of kid doesn't like spaghetti?
     
  12. Creasy Bear

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    I had a friend who basically only ate pasta. I mean... he ate other things... like cereal, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, pancakes and stuff.

    But as far as what you can get off a menu at an adult restaurant... he'd only eat whatever pasta dish they had. And even then, he wouldn't get whatever sauce was on the pasta if it was "too exotic". He'd actually order just the pasta with butter on it. It was fricken embarrassing. It was like hanging out with an adult baby.

    He wouldn't eat any vegetables, and he didn't like any fruit which was more exotic than an apple or an orange. When the man was 32 years old he had never heard of a plum!

    It's one thing if you eat like a child and don't make an issue out of it(Like I think Sam is pretty low key with his romper room taste in food) but this dude was a pain in the balls about it... "Where should we go?" and he'd say, "Applebees." Every fucking time, "Applebees" and only "Applebees"... because they had the bland ass ham and egger pasta dishes that he liked. Fucking Applebees... like I'm a godamned hayseed who basks in the Applebees experience over here.

    No appetizer, no soup, no salad... the fucker would order some lameass pasta dish, and vanilla ice cream for desert. Everything else was "disgusting"... a steak, a nice Ceaser's salad, a lovely piece of salmon, even a bowl of French onion soup... "Yuck! Disgusting." Like a fucking five-year-old... sitting there with his buttery noodles and his vanilla ice cream. Even his own girlfriend hated him for it.
     
  13. Token White Guy

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    He eats fish sticks and chicken fingers. That's not so healthy.
     
  14. AnthonOpe

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    There was a show called weird food or sumtin where they showed people who will only eat one thing such as french fries. They don't like different tastes and textures. Sam said he didn't like the texture of steak, but I think his problem is just being spoiled.
     
  15. Creasy Bear

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    All of that "picky eater" bullshit goes back to people who were overindulged by their parents when they were children.

    If my dad brought home some filet mignon from his job as a butcher and I had said, "I don't like the texture of steak." My dad would've said, "Oh well, I hope you like the texture of starve." and that would've been fucking that.
     
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    my ex wife ate like a child, it drove me insane.... well it was one of the factors that drove me to divorce, my kid inherited her shitty eating habits i almost choked the shit out of him one night when i made boneless pork chops (because the x wife would not eat meat that was anywhere near a bone) and the little fucker threw a temper tantrum that he didn't want to eat it, at that point i just gave up and stopped cooking for either one of them, my x would eat burger king ever single day,,, and it shows in her GIGANTIC ass.... it really must be an inherited disease because her brother would only eat pizza, and waffles with ketchup on them or plain ramen noodles. now when i come accross someone that will only eat like a child i just ignore them and refuse to allow them to dictate were i eat.


    oh and fuck sam he is a spoiled little smarmy shit stirring cunt that deserves a punch in the face.
     
  17. Dikbag

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    I gotta agree with Sam on the vodka thing, it was a dumb thing to do.
     
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    Too bad for Sam. Loves me some well done dead cow.

    I'll take his portion and the vodka.
     
  19. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    Well done? I didn't know you were black.
     
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    Hardly... :haha7:

    No food poisoning for me. Well done kills all the nasty germs.
     
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    Guy feety (I hate when he says his name like that)

    I bet Sam doesn't eat Trim either.
     
  22. Creasy Bear

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    And then I would've asked for fish bakey... and my dad would've said, "I don't want to hear it."
     
  23. Reaper G

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    Hell, I was a picky eater as a kid too. I hated vegetables (Brock Lesnar was the same way until recently), and I didn't even like hamburgers unless they were from McDonald's. I'm still quite the carnivore, but now I'm older and wiser, willing to eat my veggies, even a full-blown vegetarian dish from a local Indian place now and then. And I haven't touched McD's since I saw "Super Size Me".
     
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    Quoting yourself ?

    That might be a problem
     
  25. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    i have no qualms about eating a raw piece of dead cow. the only thing ive ever got sick from was bad shellfish.
     

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