Sam interviewing for a new gig

AlanSmithee

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He went for an interview last week and now he's flying out to L.A....

Speculation.. Thoughts...

Is the muppet finally stepping up in life and trying to better himself because he's turning 30???
 

Konstantin K

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Sam must know Opie is getting the ax for the cake incident. Gettin' out while the gettin's good.
 

fletcher

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I hope he doesnt get a new gig so all the haters can complain about his voice on the internet.
 
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Does this new job have to do with the Sam and Than show?
Sorry, I'm a bit behind
 

gator1010

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I guess jackie will be taking his job. How long till shes giving birth to lil cumia
 

mrbucket75

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I hope he gets it. I love brutal sam, but its not all he comes with unfortunately.
 

SallieTomato

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I heard he's interviewing to be used as a mop in a gay peepshow joint.

His hair is like a mop, so the goatfucking dothead that runs the place will use Sam as a mop
to sop up all of jism that has plopped on the floor from prior cliéntle.
 
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goat999

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I heard he's interviewing to be used as a mop in a gay peepshow joint.

His hair is like a mop, so the dothead that runs the place will use Sam as a mop
to sop up all of jism that has plopped on the floor from prior clients.
You got a guy on the inside?
 

Bill Tetley

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I heard he's interviewing to be used as a mop in a gay peepshow joint.

His hair is like a mop, so the goatfucking dothead that runs the place will use Sam as a mop
to sop up all of jism that has plopped on the floor from prior cliéntle.
Thanks for it explaining it twice, I never would've gotten it.
 

Frankie_b

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Wild and unfounded speculation?

He's going to work for Entertainment Weekly while he tries to crack the big time in Hollywood.
 

Von Maestro

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[speculation] WWE is in LA for Summerslam this Sunday. Is this a follow-up/tryout after an initial interview in Stamford...? [/speculation]
 

SallieTomato

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I think it's both -- the missus is knocked-up, so now Sammykins has to find a real job.
 

SallieTomato

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The half-breed always goes on & on & on about how, before he met Jess,
he was exclusively into jiggaboos.

Now we all know Ant & eRock's thoughts on a family member associating with apes.
Given Sam's history, will he feel the same way if it turns out that Jess's baby-daddy is a coon?
I know, I know -- how could you tell.
 
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fletcher

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The half-breed always goes on & on & on about how, before he met Jess,
he was exclusively into jiggaboos.
No he doesnt.
Now we all know Ant & eRock's thoughts on a family member associating with apes.
Given Sam's history, we he feel the same way if it turns out that Jess's baby-daddy is a coon?
I know, I know -- how could you tell.
Just fucking die already. Seriously.