Sam interviewing for a new gig

AlanSmithee

Registered User
#1
He went for an interview last week and now he's flying out to L.A....

Speculation.. Thoughts...

Is the muppet finally stepping up in life and trying to better himself because he's turning 30???
 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
#2
Sam must know Opie is getting the ax for the cake incident. Gettin' out while the gettin's good.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#3
I hope he doesnt get a new gig so all the haters can complain about his voice on the internet.
 
#4
Does this new job have to do with the Sam and Than show?
Sorry, I'm a bit behind
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#5
He's interviewing for the Tonight Show.

Leno's old hat, time for new blood.
 

gator1010

Registered User
#6
I guess jackie will be taking his job. How long till shes giving birth to lil cumia
 

mrbucket75

Registered User
#7
I hope he gets it. I love brutal sam, but its not all he comes with unfortunately.
 

SallieTomato

Here'sh The Thing
#8
I heard he's interviewing to be used as a mop in a gay peepshow joint.

His hair is like a mop, so the goatfucking dothead that runs the place will use Sam as a mop
to sop up all of jism that has plopped on the floor from prior cliéntle.
 
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#9
I heard he's interviewing to be used as a mop in a gay peepshow joint.

His hair is like a mop, so the dothead that runs the place will use Sam as a mop
to sop up all of jism that has plopped on the floor from prior clients.
You got a guy on the inside?
 
#11
I heard he's interviewing to be used as a mop in a gay peepshow joint.

His hair is like a mop, so the goatfucking dothead that runs the place will use Sam as a mop
to sop up all of jism that has plopped on the floor from prior cliéntle.
Thanks for it explaining it twice, I never would've gotten it.
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
#12
I thought he was getting a gig as management at Rockstar.
 

Frankie_b

Talk softly and drive a big tank!
#13
Wild and unfounded speculation?

He's going to work for Entertainment Weekly while he tries to crack the big time in Hollywood.
 

Von Maestro

Registered User
#16
[speculation] WWE is in LA for Summerslam this Sunday. Is this a follow-up/tryout after an initial interview in Stamford...? [/speculation]
 

SallieTomato

Here'sh The Thing
#17
I think it's both -- the missus is knocked-up, so now Sammykins has to find a real job.
 

SallieTomato

Here'sh The Thing
#21
The half-breed always goes on & on & on about how, before he met Jess,
he was exclusively into jiggaboos.

Now we all know Ant & eRock's thoughts on a family member associating with apes.
Given Sam's history, will he feel the same way if it turns out that Jess's baby-daddy is a coon?
I know, I know -- how could you tell.
 
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fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#22
The half-breed always goes on & on & on about how, before he met Jess,
he was exclusively into jiggaboos.
No he doesnt.
Now we all know Ant & eRock's thoughts on a family member associating with apes.
Given Sam's history, we he feel the same way if it turns out that Jess's baby-daddy is a coon?
I know, I know -- how could you tell.
Just fucking die already. Seriously.
 
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