Sam: on-air DNA test?

reddog_2711

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As I'm sitting here listening Wednesdays show and the segment about "The Dog" is on, I got to thinking.......

Does anyone else think that the boys should get Sam an on-air DNA test for his racial content, like the "who's the father" tests they do on Maury?
 

Sinn Fein

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They have DNA tests for dogs to identify the breed... maybe they could do a similar test on Sam.
 

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i think they should get dog the bounty hunter in and give him a rorschach test with a picture of sam slipped in
 

albacore

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I was thinking the same thing on Wed. I have a feeling they wouldn't do it because it might just be too real.
 

DJmuddy

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They would have to book Maury to reveal the results.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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if he is he could be a real token, do they still have the fish bowl over at cbs, he could be the new monkey for the display
 

SOS

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There are DNA tests that do test for the region of one's ancestors. Maybe Sam can take one of those.
 

Mystic Pain

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[Maury] Earl..... *break for tension* .....You are the father [ /Maury]
 

Bobobie

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I was glad to hear the "Sams not Black" song again. I thought maybe they ditched it because of the C. Rice crap.
 

SOS

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Sam should try out this Genographic Project from National Geographic.

Explore your own genetic journey with Dr. Spencer Wells. DNA analysis includes a depiction of your ancient ancestors and an interactive map tracing your genetic lineage around the world and through the ages.