Sandy Kane in a stripper elf outfit jerking off Tippy Tom might have been one of the worst things I have ever seen....but couldn't look away from. The two of them just stood there facing each other with him squeezing her tits, and her just yanking on him. It was probably the least sexy thing ever, but funny as all hell.
Just hearing it was cringy, can't imagine the horror you had to experience seeing these 2 clueless humans trying to be sexy. The smell emanating from tom had to be second on the list of bad, his swollen legs can pretty much only mean like Ant was saying some dead skin from months of not showering at a time. If I come up with a good sig idea in a month cigars would you be able to cook something up for me? Yours still makes me shake my head and laugh.