Sarah changing shoe style

Dec 8, 2004
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Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
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I sincerely hope this self absorbed slag gets sprayed with a super soaker filled with diarrhea. The same thing goes for her faggoty husband and Mayor Bloomberg
 
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Better off with a full boot... those tend to come off in the mud.
This chick loves the slop, born in the slop, eats the slop. Her father was a mudder. Her mother was a mudder.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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If she can't wear high heels and work as a model, maybe she can get an office job working as a receptionist or a secretariat.
 

jrsaint

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I think she wants to take up running, or was that trotting?
Every time she goes into central park, guys in tuxedos keep trying to hook her up to a carriage
 
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She was going to hold a press conference today to announce a new shoe endorsement deal but had to call it off because she's a little horse.
 

Ego

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She had another
shower to go to today.
 
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The mane thing is, she'll still pony up some cash for shoes as long as they don't have heels. You'd have to be a real Sarah Jessica Parker's ass to think she'll buy cheap shoes.