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"Sassy" Former BMV Clerk Sentenced To 5 Christmases In Jail For Driver's License Scam

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  2. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    That's not very Christmasy.
     
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  3. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Slap on the wrist for a case of serious fraud.
     
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  4. domelogic

    domelogic Registered User

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    First check if that is a woman, it could be Tiger Woods
     
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  5. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Whats a "BMV"?
     
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  6. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Bureau of Motor Vehicles... or in the former employees vernacular: Yo Bureau o' Motor Vehicles.. , wOrd!
     
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  7. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I dont know how you do it up there in Canadaland but down here in the real world we call it the Department of Motor Vehicles. ;)
     
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  8. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    It's a New England thing I guess... MA calls them RMV Registry of Motor Vehicles.

    And in Canada land Ministry of Transport
     
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  9. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Really? Falsify immigration records, take bribes, and you get christmas taken away?
    That makes it seem like a childs punishment, its embarrassing as a country.
     
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  10. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    It's really not a country, is it? It's more a bastion of PC cuntiness on steroids.
     
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  11. somnarium

    somnarium deftones or somefuckin' body

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    This is my BMV. Wonderful.

    She's from the Linden neighborhood, no surprise. I was assigned a kid in that neighborhood once and called my boss and said I would not get out of the car in that area and they would have to find someone else to do it.
     
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  12. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Assuming you're a Social Worker of some and you wouldn't do you job because the 'hood was a little too rough for your delicate sensibilities?

    There is a word for that...
     
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  13. somnarium

    somnarium deftones or somefuckin' body

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    Easy for you to talk shit if you haven't ever been there, isn't it? When someone flashes a gun at from their waist when you're at a red light, and then you have to turn into the house that's 40 feet away from that, you can decide if you wouldn't want to take a different assignment.

    By the way, I work for a private tutoring company. I'm not assessing whether the child is in danger, I'm teaching their illiterate asses English and Math.
     
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  14. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    I've worked some of the shittest neighborhoods in NYC and LI, sir. It wasn't doing anything as noble as attempting to educate them.

    It was either to serve them eviction papers, close a home loan, or do a survey inspection for the banks. And that was when the murder rate was in the thousands.

    So do tell us of your bravery.
     
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  15. somnarium

    somnarium deftones or somefuckin' body

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    When was I ever trying to tell of my bravery? More accurately, you were trying to be an asshole for a situation of which you had no real knowledge.

    But good for you. You decided that was worth your income, I decided it wasn't in my case.
     
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    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    If you were so scared, why didn't you call 911 like a proper faggot?

    And in my case it had everything to do with money. Especially when everyone else is too scared to go. The trick is to go during daylight hours, most of the goblins are still crashed out.

    After school hours is a complete zoo. Missed one gang shooting by five minutes.
     
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  17. somnarium

    somnarium deftones or somefuckin' body

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    So you go once and you're done with the area. I take the assignment and I'm going back there 3/4 times a week for 3 months. I've passed on kids for other reasons, such as distance too. I don't think it's so goddamn ridiculous to choose to take the kid nearby in suburbia than to go out of my way to go the hood. Maybe it would be more noble, but it's not ridiculous.
     
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  18. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    I see says the blind man.

    You'd be dead if you did that for 3 months.

    Hit and run, keep moving so the sharks don't swarm.
     
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  19. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I knew a country boy who went to college in a big city. He and some other country boys were driving around one night and saw a large bleck man under a dark overpass. One of the boys held up a hatchet that was on the floor, just for fun. The large man grinned broadly and pulled open his overcoat, revealing a sawed off double barrel on a sling. The country boys quickly went back to their dorm.

    She don't give a fuck, she runs a Kwanzaaaa household, ummmmmm hmmmmmmm.
     
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  20. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    How can you spend three days in jail each Christmas? Christmas is a day.
     
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  21. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Christmas Eve, Christmas, the day after Christmas is a sales day. Bummer. :meh:
     
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    I thought the libs said it was too difficult for people to get a photo ID . . . apparently it's so easy you can get one even if you're not supposed to have one.
     
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  23. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You can't tell me that chick dude thing doesn't munch box.
     
  24. Nick the Pig

    Nick the Pig Scraping a dull comment across your tender eyeball

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    Can't be bothered reading the story but I'm guessing she was caught impersonating Smokey Robinson to get out of tickets.
     

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