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School suspends 5 Year old Kindergartner for terrorist threats with a bubble gun.

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  1. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    Get this weapon of war off the streets, now!

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    Threat of using 'bubble gun' gets 5-year-old suspended


     
  2. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    BAN BUBBLE GUNS!!! That clip looks like it definitely could hold more than 10 rounds.
     
  3. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Doomed, mother fucking doomed.
     
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  4. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I don't know. Me thinks this 5 year old isn't as "beautiful" as her mommy says. What 5 year old knows about murder-suicide and going to jail?
     
  5. bill333

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    Ever get soap in your eyes? That shit hurts, you know
     
  6. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    stories like this make me wish the world did end in 2012.
     
  7. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Ever been to Mt. Carmel Pa.? It's a little slice of heaven in the sticks that tries act like it is a cosmopolitan area...It's surrounded by state game lands for goodness sake...It's where the people from Centralia were relocated.
     
  8. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    well time to ban them and confiscate all bubble guns
     
  9. Mags

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    America: the new France.
     
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    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    It's one of those old coal towns where you wonder if they still mine coal or whether they're just waiting for death.
     
  11. Hudson

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    They have a paper or plastic plant if I recall..I think there is still one strip mine open near there.
     
  12. tysonpunchinguterus

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    I like the part where the lawyer tries to get sympathy by pointing out that the incident will go on her permanent record and says you can't make light of the situation and he's considering suing. Really? You represent a 5-year old who plays murder-suicide with a Hello Kitty bubble gun, mention her permanent record as if she's being sent to Auschwitz, threaten to sue, and you think people shouldn't make jokes? After reading the article I wasn't sure which side was over-reacting worse.
     
  13. gorram

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    I saw the headline for this earlier over the weekend. During the SF/ATL game on Fox Sunday they ran a promo for one of their shows where it showed a kid using this one or another bubble gun like this.

    Fucking doomed is right.
     

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