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Scientists will study possible Chavez poisoning, Venezuelan leader says

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Psychopath, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/12/world/americas/venezuela-chavez-death-investigation/index.html
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  2. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    Usually murder investigations are easy because there's only so many people that want any given person dead. But when you're a huge asshole that everyone wants dead the suspects are endless.
     
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  3. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Really? We infected him with cancer?

    That's a bit of a stretch, no?
     
  4. Edible Napalm

    Edible Napalm Powers are for the weak.

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    So we have weaponized cancer and we picked Chavez kill instead of say Iranian nuclear scientist or North Korean army personal?

    ...

    I'm so glad that this cocksucker is dead.
     
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  5. Neon

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    It's a common totalitarian trope. It's an easy way to cash in some propaganda off the death of a leader.
     
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  6. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    He was obviously assassinated by America and its weather machine.
     
  7. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    HAARP... ftw!
     
  8. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    In all fairness, his assertion that we went after him really gangster is actually pretty believable. And through that believability he's been able to make this big stink he's been making, and to make it more believable than many similar stinks made by similar dictator assholes.

    In short, we most likely tried to remove an elected "president" and failed, and he knew all about it and it's what gave him the balls to act like he did.

    Regardless of the veracity of all that, he had his people's absolute conviction that the US had stuck our beaks in. The fact that it was probably true probably helped a lot. It would not surprise me one bit if this dumb grunt said to his advisors, "when I die, I want it to mean something. I want it to add to my "Fuck America" legacy". So whatever he died of he would have tried to spread the rumor that the US was up to our usual covert assassination-style shenanigans. If you've been paying attention to this clown, it would fit perfectly with his personality.
     

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