Scott Peterson in the National Enquirer

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I saw this when I was at a deli recently, and the headline wrote: "Scott Peterson diagnosed with AIDS". That just made me laugh my fucking ass off.
 

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I knew he would look for the easy way out, I guess it sucks to have a Peterson as your spouse.
 

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Guess pound-you-in-the-ass prison isn't all it's cracked up to be.
 

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Globe's cover said that Scott Peterson was dying of AIDS, even better is the caption under his picture in the article itself .. Revealed! Evil wife slayer bled like pig after savage ambush by SERIAL KILLER

Then when you get to the article itself, you find out that the Night Stalker was jealous of Peterson because he used to be the most famous guy in San Quentin until Peterson came along so he shanked him in the yard. Since nobody likes Peterson, it took awhile for the guards to stop the fight. The guards got splashed with some of Peterson's blood and they had to be tested for AIDS & are asking for a court order in order to have Peterson's blood tested as well. Apparently he's been having gay sex and using meth.

I read that while waiting on line at the grocery store. Really ... I didn't buy it or anything like that :icon_redf
 

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Maybe Lacy gave it to him as a going away present.
 

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I saw this when I was at a deli recently, and the headline wrote: "Scott Peterson diagnosed with AIDS". That just made me laugh my fucking ass off.
AIDS is a new way of carrying out the death penalty? When did this happen?
 

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Globe's cover said that Scott Peterson was dying of AIDS, even better is the caption under his picture in the article itself .. Revealed! Evil wife slayer bled like pig after savage ambush by SERIAL KILLER

Then when you get to the article itself, you find out that the Night Stalker was jealous of Peterson because he used to be the most famous guy in San Quentin until Peterson came along so he shanked him in the yard. Since nobody likes Peterson, it took awhile for the guards to stop the fight. The guards got splashed with some of Peterson's blood and they had to be tested for AIDS & are asking for a court order in order to have Peterson's blood tested as well. Apparently he's been having gay sex and using meth.

I read that while waiting on line at the grocery store. Really ... I didn't buy it or anything like that :icon_redf

YOU BOUGHT IT!!! I have to admitt= i don't subscribe to the inquirer but get it every chance I can
 
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For a second there, I got the National Enquirer mixed up with National Geographic.
 

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I saw this when I was at a deli recently, and the headline wrote: "Scott Peterson diagnosed with AIDS". That just made me laugh my fucking ass off.
I saw the same shit when I was leaving a Duane Reade last week. It's bullshit. There's nothing in the "legitimate" media about it.
 

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Either you suck at Photoshop, or he got Maori tattoos all over his face while in prison.
I think it's supposed to be some sort of Keith Haring thing. :huh::huh::huh:
 

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YOU BOUGHT IT!!! I have to admitt= i don't subscribe to the inquirer but get it every chance I can
Globe has a great crossword puzzle and if you solve it correctly and send it in, you might win $250 :icon_redf
 

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Well, the guy sure does know a little something about dipping his pole into strange ponds after all.
 
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