And Seaside is one of the biggest white trash places in the USA. I've ever seen outside of the Bloomsburg Fair. When I was a guard, we used to get drunk and go to the Waterpark at Seaside and see how long it takes to get thrown out. We all peed in the Lazy River. .but my friend got us thrown out for good when he dropped trow in front of the guard at the top of the high incline slide and shit in that little footpool that's there before he went down.