Sex Bet on Wii Game Ends With Mountie Shooting His Wife

gleet

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Sounds like the sore loser didn't want to take the strap-on.

Owen Good

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Sex Bet on Wii Game Ends With Mountie Shooting His Wife

You can't write headlines much weirder than that, but it is not in dispute that Keith Wiens, a retired Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer, shot and killed his common-law wife after she demanded that he pay up—in foreplay, evidently—for losing to her in a Wii game.

Wiens told a jury in British Columbia that he acted in self defense on that night in August 2011, and that his wife, Lynn Kalmring, attacked him with a knife. The two had had a rapidly escalating argument since getting drunk and playing Wii and making wagers "of a sexual nature," on the games.

When Wiens went upstairs to go to bed after playing the console, he found sex toys on his pillow. He brushed them aside, saying he needed to rest up for a round of golf the next day. "He said Kalmring became upset when she saw that he was not in the mood to settle the bet," reports the Penticton Western News.

Kalmring then broke out that no-win accusation: "You're not attracted to me, are you," and though Wiens said he assured her he was, he was just tired, the argument dissolved into an expletive-filled tirade. He said his wife left the bedroom, returned with a knife and rushed him; Wiens had already armed himself with a pistol he kept in his bedside table, saying he feared for his life. He shot her once in the head.

A forensic pathologist earlier testified that he believed a knife police found in Kalmring's hand had been placed there after her death, reasoning she would have dropped it when she was shot.

Accused murderer tells court argument began with bet on video game. [Penticton Western News via GamePolitics]
http://kotaku.com/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife-768546202
 

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Keith Wiens . . . shot and killed his common-law wife after she demanded that he pay up—in foreplay, evidently—for losing to her in a Wii game.
That must be some stank pussy.
 

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Sounds like he REALLY didn't want to take a rubber dick in his pooper.
 

gleet

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Classy gal to do that to Willie Nelson.

A retired Canadian Mountie admitted in court Thursday to killing his wife over a Ninetendo Wii game bet.

Keith Wiens, who has been charged with second degree murder in the 2011 killing of his common law wife Lynn Kalmring, said in court in British Columbia that he only killed her because he feared for his life.

On August 11, 2011 - the night that Kalmring died - the two had played a Ninetendo Wii video game after drinking alcohol and eating dinner.





Dangerous games: Wiens, left, killed his wife Kalmring, right, after he refused to fulfill the terms of a bet hedged during a Wii game



Wiens said they usually waged bets of a sexual nature, and that Kalmring had won the game that night.
Later, when he went to bed, Wiens found sex toys scattered across his pillow.

Wiens, who wanted to get rest before a golf game the next day, pushed the toys aside and tried to go to sleep.

That's when Kalmring became upset.


Wiens said that she confronted him multiple times and then suggested that he didn't want to have sex because he wasn't attracted to her and that he wanted to go to work in Grand Prairie to get out of their relationship.


'I said "No, it's nothing to do with that. I love you. I just need to get some sleep,"' Wiens said.

He went back to rest, but Kalmring wouldn't give up. He told her to go sleep in the spare room and thought that worked until he was woken up later by Kalmring hitting him.

Something had changed, Wiens noticed. And he began to fear for his life.

'She was not Lynn. She was crazy and she'd just assaulted me when I was sound asleep, and I was worried about what was coming next,' he recalled.

So he pulled out the handgun he kept in his bedside table for protection.

When Kalmring burst through the bedroom again, this time with a knife, Wiens shot her once in the head.

He then says that he put his gun back in his holster and went to throw up in the bathroom. He called 911, got dressed and waited for police outside.


Shot dead: Wiens said Kalmring came at him with a knife, and that's why he shot her



According to Wiens, this was the first fight that the couple ever had.

But the prosecution and experts found faults in Wiens testimony.

First of all, it wasn't the first fight.

Crown counselor Colin Forsyth pointed out that they had been in an argument before when Wiens stopped Kalmring from breaking into Willie Nelson's dressing room at a concert and flashing her breasts.

'That's the only time we had a disagreement with each other,' Wiens said.

A forensic pathologist also found it strange that Kalmring was found with the knife in her hand.

If she was shot she would have dropped the knife, or if she grasped it as she fell to the floor, it wouldn't have been easy to pry from her hands.

'I didn't touch Lynn in anyway, shape or form,' Wiens responded.

The trial continues Monday.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...sing-Ninetendo-Wii-sex-bet.html#ixzz2dgbmunZD
 

Party Rooster

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The article said he was Canadian.

A forensic pathologist earlier testified that he believed a knife police found in Kalmring's hand had been placed there after her death, reasoning she would have dropped it when she was shot.
Rookie mistake. Guess they don't get any of the CSIs up north.
 

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In between losing the best and going upstairs he googled 'pegging'