Sex For Cheeseburgers: Christine Baker Offered Favors For Two Doubles, Cops Say

Dec 8, 2004
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She was lovin' it a little too much.

Manatee resident Christine Faith Baker, 47, was arrested after she allegedly offered sexual favors for two McDonald's dollar-menu cheeseburgers, according to the Miami Herald.

An undercover officer invited Baker into his car on Friday and started talking about sex. Baker allegedly said that her fee was two McDoubles -- the dollar-menu version of a double cheeseburger -- costing a grand total of $2.75.

Of course, Baker was also allegedly looking for a tip of another $40 for her services, the Bradenton Herald reported.

The detective bought the burgers and drove to a vacant lot, where other agents arrested Baker on charges of prostitution. It's yet unclear whether she was allowed to eat the delicious doubles before she was taken to jail.

Baker was released on Saturday.


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Kinda appropriate this happened in Manatee county...
 

Lord Zero

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An undercover officer invited Baker into his car on Friday and started talking about sex.
Is it normal for the local cops to go undercover at this McDonald's? What kind of shit area is this?

The detective bought the burgers and drove to a vacant lot, where other agents arrested Baker on charges of prostitution. It's yet unclear whether she was allowed to eat the delicious doubles before she was taken to jail.
I hope so.
 

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OilyJillFart

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Fucking hate news story writers. Lots of jokes and corporate slogan tie-in humor, but they never bothered to state the real public interest issue, which is to watch out for the whores that bait with a cheap offer and then try to rob you for more.
Sure, its common sense to see that coming (heh), but the point is the detective just caught one doing it. Might not hurt to remind stupid people how not to get robbed.

Also, is that picture the guy that bought the burgers or the chick he bought them for?
 

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This is a not so new way for prostitutes to try to avoid being arrested. Obviously asking for a hamburger as payment for sex then wanting a tip are by far the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.

The loan and bone:
Prostitutes will offer free sex, if you give them a loan. So say you pick up a hooker, she offers to suck your dick for free, but she wants to borrow $50 first and tells you she will pay you back in a day, week, month, whatever. So you "loan" her the money, she performs the sex act and you go along on your merry way with the unstated agreement that you will never be paid back. This practice was originally thought to be a good way for prostitutes and johns to keep from being arrested. The problem is that money changed hands and a sex act was performed after that exchange. No judge will give you a walk based on that information.