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Sex For Cheeseburgers: Christine Baker Offered Favors For Two Doubles, Cops Say

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  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Kinda appropriate this happened in Manatee county...
     
  2. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    She resembles a Manatee.
     
  3. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Is it normal for the local cops to go undercover at this McDonald's? What kind of shit area is this?

    I hope so.
     
  4. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    Florida. What more do you need to know?
     
  5. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Nothing. I need none more information.
     
  6. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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  7. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Fucking hate news story writers. Lots of jokes and corporate slogan tie-in humor, but they never bothered to state the real public interest issue, which is to watch out for the whores that bait with a cheap offer and then try to rob you for more.
    Sure, its common sense to see that coming (heh), but the point is the detective just caught one doing it. Might not hurt to remind stupid people how not to get robbed.

    Also, is that picture the guy that bought the burgers or the chick he bought them for?
     
  8. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    This is a not so new way for prostitutes to try to avoid being arrested. Obviously asking for a hamburger as payment for sex then wanting a tip are by far the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.

    The loan and bone:
    Prostitutes will offer free sex, if you give them a loan. So say you pick up a hooker, she offers to suck your dick for free, but she wants to borrow $50 first and tells you she will pay you back in a day, week, month, whatever. So you "loan" her the money, she performs the sex act and you go along on your merry way with the unstated agreement that you will never be paid back. This practice was originally thought to be a good way for prostitutes and johns to keep from being arrested. The problem is that money changed hands and a sex act was performed after that exchange. No judge will give you a walk based on that information.
     
  9. ih8Uboo-boo

    ih8Uboo-boo (R)acist

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    37.5% in Sales Tax is a bit obnoxious no???
     
  10. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    It's still better than an income tax.
     
  11. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    Wasn't there another story like this a while back? Maybe not involving police but sexual favors for food?
     
  12. flyerfan116

    flyerfan116 Fuckin savages

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    She can't haz cheezburgerz
     

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