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Sex robot called Samantha 'who has brain and can tell jokes' goes on sale in UK for £3,500

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  1. SOS

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    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-robot-called-samantha-who-11228353


    @Frankie_b , it's being sold in the uk.

    @CougarHunter , it is a bot.

    @Hudson , humans are smart?, pfft.
     
  2. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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    yeah....sexy.

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  3. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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  4. SaltyDelights

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    Is it in yet?

    I'm kidding, John.

    I'll be here all week, or the usual 30 seconds it takes you to finish.

    Ba-dum-tshhh.!
     
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  5. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    It looks like one of the Olsen twins.
     
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    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Can it take a punch or two?
     
  7. gorram

    gorram ;)

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    Eva Green bot?
     
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  8. ChimneyFish

    ChimneyFish Come home...to Simple Rick's

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    If I wanted jokes while I was getting my dick sucked, I'd throw a dress on and flirt with Jim Norton.

    Heyooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    "A brain" then what's the point
     
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  10. Jef Leppard

    Jef Leppard 4/5 ths

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    Do the specs state if the brain has cooking abilities
     
  11. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    And if you wonder why certain things come to pass, here is one reason. ;)
     
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    Bitch can't take a punch? No thanks.
     
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    Ballbuster1 Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
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    She has a brain? Pass.
     
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    You have to hang these dummies someplace, might as well duel use them, too.

    Seems like a no brainer.
     
  16. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    How much extra to remove the brain?
     
  17. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Hopefully brain removal and wreckable browneye come as an upgrade package.
     
  18. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh

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    And then they went and ruined it with a brain.
     
  19. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    [​IMG]

    How do you not stick a pair of googly eyes on that before you take the picture?
     
  20. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Kinda looks like the pic of Ari Shaffir's asshole.
     
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    Who said it wasn't?
     
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