Sex with a nun...

> A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the
> seat. The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex
> him.
> The Nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at
> next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the bus driver says to the
> hippie,"if you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have
> with you."
> The hippie of course says that he'd love to know so the bus driver
> him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the
cemetery to
> pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing
> powder,"said the bus driver guy "you could tell her you were God and
> command her to have sex with you."
> Well the Hippie decides to try this out so that Tuesday he goes to
> cemetery and waits for the nun. And right on schedule the nun shows
> When she's in the middle of praying the hippie walks out from hiding,
> robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your
> and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first."
> The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity.
> hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to go to work on the
> After the Hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha
> I'm the hippie!!"
> The nun replied by whipping off her mask and shouting,"Ha ha, I'm the
> driver!!"


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#2 that has to be the funniest/most disgusting thing I have heard today.

"Is it true chicks fart when you blast 'em in the ass?"
"Fuck,Fuck,Fuck a duck.Screw a kangaroo.Finger an orgy at the zoo!"
"She's a slut...BONNNNNG!"
So remember next time your gonna have sex with a nun make sure its a nun.