Sexy & Jacked Up Workout

mikeybot

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She looks way better with the black hair and pigtails.
Wow.
 

Creasy Bear

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Tip... turn your speakers off so her Russian whore accent doesn't deflate your tallywhacker like a pin jabbing a balloon.
 

mills

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I had no idea she had an accent because I do that kind of thing by default.

I don't think there's a single accent besides American I like.
 

Creasy Bear

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I had no idea she had an accent because I do that kind of thing by default.

I don't think there's a single accent besides American I like.
Irish, Scottish and British do it for me... French is sorta okay for chicks, but for men it's utter faggotry. Italian is annoying male or female... but not as annoying as Spanish. The Scandinavian accent is cute for chicks but the dudes just sound silly. German is just frightening for male and female alike. All of the other European countries sound like Boratspeak to me.

Australian is hotter than hell for chicks and there is no cooler accent for dudes.

An Indian accent can make a chick sorta sexy, and the dudes can turn it into great comedy... more of a laughing with them than at them thing... the Indian deeble dobble accent can be infectious in it's hilarity. It's all but impossible for a dude to sound tough or intimidating if he's speaking with an Indian accent, "You kick my dog, and now I spit on your haircut and kill you, my friend!" ... it just doesn't work.

I won't even mention the chinky Asian and the Durka! Durka! Jihad! Muzzie accents... just horrible... all of them.

And last(and least)... the Russian whore accent... fingernails on a fucking blackboard. "You gives me myoney, and I do the sexy dance." uuuungh... it cuts through me like the whine of a dental drill.

That said... I'd go flat out Chernobyl on the ass of the chick in that video.
 

stellarcomics

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[Po]Ahhhh! I invented Body Rock!
Perhaps more than r@pe…![/Po]


… [crash]
 
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She has done porn but her name escapes me right now

Oh wait I found it ..Susana Spears.

yep she's generous with the cooch
 

lajikal

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I had no idea she had an accent because I do that kind of thing by default.

I don't think there's a single accent besides American I like.
Never heard any foreigner say anything good about it.
 
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