Shaffer: Repent ye, or learn to fricassee frogs

mr. sin

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holy cunt bags!!! please tell him your mind!! cock pics!!
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josh.shaffer@newsobserver.com

http://www.newsobserver.com/2011/09/05/1462869/repent-ye-or-learn-to-fricassee.html

RALEIGH -- One day soon, I swear, we'll all walk out the front door to find the sky raining down a torrent of fat-bellied amphibians - frogs bouncing off the asphalt like spitballs from heaven.

That's right. Real Old Testament weather. The wrath of an angry deity.

It makes sense.

Since April, we've endured a tornado, an earthquake, a hurricane and cicadas - which, when you get right down to it, are practically locusts.

Clearly, something ominous is playing out across the Triangle.

Last spring, I ridiculed Allison Warden for falsely predicting Judgment Day would fall on May 21. But maybe she was right. Maybe the Apocalypse is just trickling down slowly. Slow death on the installment plan.

If so, it's going to get froggy out.

"Behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs," reads Exodus, Chapter 8.
 

mascan42

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Um, what?

Are we meant to be all pissed off about this bit of mediocrity because he uses bible quotes? At least he's got a sense of humor about it.
 

Sinn Fein

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This could be the lamest request to bomb someone's inbox with cock pics ever. I almost think that maybe mr. sin is really Josh Shaffer and is having difficulty procuring cock pics for himself.