Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by ShooterMcGavin, Sep 8, 2015.
How'd the embalming hold up?
I am the boss, so if I'm late I have 30 people using it against me. Not to mention I have responsibilities in the morning that cost my company x number of dollars a minute if they aren't met.
I have no problem being on time, and I only oversleep (to the point I have to run out the door) maybe once a year. For some reason, I still believe that's happening regularly when waking from an afternoon naps (which are pretty rare themselves).
Responsibilities. Ugh... hate those things.
I'm in the fantastic position of having replaced a shiftless negro. Seriously, the guy who had my job before me was a fat, lazy black fellow. My workbench was a filthy, disguting mess when I started, and it took me two straight days to clean up the rubble and sweep away all the short and curly wooly hairs, and scrub everything down with lab alcohol.
Compared to that lazy bastard, I'm a working machine. And I only do about 4 hours work in an average 8 hour day... and I still accomplish far more than the ineffectual negroid ever did.
My friend, a police officer and fellow firefighter committed suicide.
Fucking desert dwellers
Sorry to hear that. Hope you can find some closure.
Had to wear a jacket this morning... I hate jackets...
Tomorrow morning I'm going to eat dinner for breakfast. LOL!
My lunch hour is around when most people wake up in the morning. I'm fucking sick of breakfast food.
I'd much rather fast food restaurants served lunch all day, instead of breakfast.
Frank's gonna eat 2AM snack for 2nd dinner! Don't even try to keep up!
I shouldn’t drink scotch on a school night.
He was cremated and his ashes where shot out of a cannon.
I offered to drop Chica off at The Local Republic tavern for her work Christmas party and drive her home.
Then I decided to stay and sit at the bar during said party.
I’m about to offer her the keys.
Nah, have a couple more and take the wheel like a man. You got this.
Nah man. I might like to indulge from time to time but I would never go too far and endanger the lives of innocents.
Those don't exist except in dog form.
One DUI is $10,000 too many.
Probably more these days.
Life is a roller coaster and then you die.
More like a Ferris Wheel.
You're not a man till you've puked cheap whisky in the back of a cop car.