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  1. goat999

    goat999 town drunk

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    How'd the embalming hold up?
     
  2. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    I am the boss, so if I'm late I have 30 people using it against me. Not to mention I have responsibilities in the morning that cost my company x number of dollars a minute if they aren't met.

    I have no problem being on time, and I only oversleep (to the point I have to run out the door) maybe once a year. For some reason, I still believe that's happening regularly when waking from an afternoon naps (which are pretty rare themselves).
     
  3. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Responsibilities. Ugh... hate those things.

    I'm in the fantastic position of having replaced a shiftless negro. Seriously, the guy who had my job before me was a fat, lazy black fellow. My workbench was a filthy, disguting mess when I started, and it took me two straight days to clean up the rubble and sweep away all the short and curly wooly hairs, and scrub everything down with lab alcohol.

    Compared to that lazy bastard, I'm a working machine. And I only do about 4 hours work in an average 8 hour day... and I still accomplish far more than the ineffectual negroid ever did.
     
  4. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    My friend, a police officer and fellow firefighter committed suicide.
     
  5. goat999

    goat999 town drunk

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    A threefer!
     
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  6. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Fucking desert dwellers
     
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  7. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Oops
     
  8. ysr50

    ysr50 Well-Known Member
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    Sorry to hear that. Hope you can find some closure.
     
  9. Shootr

    Shootr OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
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    Had to wear a jacket this morning... I hate jackets...
     
  10. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Tomorrow morning I'm going to eat dinner for breakfast. LOL!
     
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  11. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    My lunch hour is around when most people wake up in the morning. I'm fucking sick of breakfast food.

    I'd much rather fast food restaurants served lunch all day, instead of breakfast.
     
  12. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Frank's gonna eat 2AM snack for 2nd dinner! Don't even try to keep up!
     
  13. Mags

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    I shouldn’t drink scotch on a school night.
     
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  14. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben Tanaka Thai Kick!

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    He was cremated and his ashes where shot out of a cannon.
     
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  15. Chip Spackler

    Chip Spackler Patron Saint of Autists
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    I offered to drop Chica off at The Local Republic tavern for her work Christmas party and drive her home.

    Then I decided to stay and sit at the bar during said party.

    I’m about to offer her the keys.
     
  16. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Nah, have a couple more and take the wheel like a man. You got this.
     
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  17. Chip Spackler

    Chip Spackler Patron Saint of Autists
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    Nah man. I might like to indulge from time to time but I would never go too far and endanger the lives of innocents.

    #WhiteboardRules
     
  18. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Those don't exist except in dog form.
     
  19. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Fag
     
  20. Chip Spackler

    Chip Spackler Patron Saint of Autists
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    One DUI is $10,000 too many.
     
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  21. ysr50

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    Probably more these days.
     
  22. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 Wubba Lubba Dub Dub
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    Life is a roller coaster and then you die.
     
  23. Jacuzzi Billy

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    More like a Ferris Wheel.
     
  24. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Fag
     
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  25. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    You're not a man till you've puked cheap whisky in the back of a cop car.
     
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