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A bartender in Maui just said to me (during a discussion about actual westerns) "have you seen A Million Ways to Die in the West? You like Blazing Saddles? Because this is ten times better".

I've never seen A Million Ways, but I'll sacrifice my life and the lives of everyone else in a Hawaii if it means that volcano wipes this fool out.
 

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A bartender in Maui just said to me (during a discussion about actual westerns) "have you seen A Million Ways to Die in the West? You like Blazing Saddles? Because this is ten times better".

I've never seen A Million Ways, but I'll sacrifice my life and the lives of everyone else in a Hawaii if it means that volcano wipes this fool out.
@LiddyRules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

THE FEZ MAN

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Anyone have any idea what happened to @DonTheTrucker ? His instagram and twitter feeds stopped abruptly after a lot of use. I know he didn't come around here a ton anymore, and I also know he's a huge villain around here, but it's suspicious and weird.
Lol “villain” he may have gotten a job that put the squish on his on line acting
 

Jacuzzi Billy

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I get being happy about a legalizing abortion victory (in Ireland) but it's such a strange thing to celebrate. You shouldn't be too happy.
 

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I get being happy about a legalizing abortion victory (in Ireland) but it's such a strange thing to celebrate. You shouldn't be too happy.
Disagree. I'd be ecstatic if I was newly allowed to murder my unborn children and spare them the pain of actually having to live in Ireland. This is a perfect thing to celebrate.
 

jnoble

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I was watching Seinfeld the other day and i thought to myself, how could you not want to beat the shit out of Elaine?

She's a cunt.
Reminds me that my favorite celebrity meltdown /career suicide of all time will always be Michael "I'm not good with hecklers" Richards. He just didn't drop one N bomb, he went all out full Dresden circa 1944
 

LiddyRules

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It's been 50 years since the original Planet of the Apes was released and yet for half a century, no one has picked up that "Black People = Planet of the Apes" has never been funny.
 

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MRI head scans kinda suck...
I can't imagine ever being able to sit still for one of those. I get kind of a tick when I'm getting a haircut or at the dentist where I have a massive need to twist my head to the side. It's probably because of a tumor, but I'll never know.
 

LiddyRules

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I can't imagine ever being able to sit still for one of those. I get kind of a tick when I'm getting a haircut or at the dentist where I have a massive need to twist my head to the side. It's probably because of a tumor, but I'll never know.
What about lying still?
 

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I can't imagine ever being able to sit still for one of those. I get kind of a tick when I'm getting a haircut or at the dentist where I have a massive need to twist my head to the side. It's probably because of a tumor, but I'll never know.
I’ve done it a few times. Meh, what irritates me, is that at the end of almost every one I hear “Well there’s not much we can do” I would rather have a fucking tumor