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  1. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Toronto
     
  2. jnoble

    jnoble Registered User

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    If I eat a McDonalds Egg McMuffin early in the AM its one silent but violent after another guaranteed
     
  3. Chip Spackler

    Chip Spackler Patron Saint of Autists
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    One of my high school friends always got wicked gas after Taco Bell, so we'd fill him up with beef and bean burritos before going to the movies.
     
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  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh

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    My little brother and I once made the drive from Long Island up to our crappy hometown in upstate NY. Before we left, I loaded up on like half a dozen White Castle jalepeno sliders, and then I just destroyed him for hours. I drove, and I made use of the window lock button so he couldn't vent my wrath.

    On the ride back, when we first got on the rode, I pulled into a White Castle, and my brother just hung his head in sorrow.
     
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    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    I love to rip one standing next to the missus at restaurant reservation desks. I grab a menu and start wafting it at her.
     
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  6. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    I'm fond of elevators
     
  7. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Joe can be really bad about that. He'll just come up with the stupidest or most uninformed shit to say.
     
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    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    Road trip with cheap beer and vinegar flavor potato chips. Tippy Toms taint smelled better. I love egg rolls with duck sauce, but the fuckin cabbage is a terror.

    Sent from my Nexus 6 using Tapatalk
     
  9. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Rip one in an empty elevator right before you walk out and leave a sneak attack for the next people who get on.
     
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    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Was at a party ar my buddies place I was on the couch he was passed out under the glass coffee table... I dropped the most odorifeous cadaver fart (still known to this day as the green fog of misery) that my buddy woke up and almost concussed himself on the under side of the table trying to get away from it.
     
  11. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    Robert Mugabe is 93 and he looks like a million bucks.
     
  12. jnoble

    jnoble Registered User

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    "Earth Day" is for queers
     
  13. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben Tanaka Thai Kick!

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    Was out today and i got stuck in line at jack in the box behind an old lady with coupons & too many questions, so i left.

    Gotta watch out for that at grocery stores.
     
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    lajikal Registered User

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    Ah yes, vertical railroads.
     
  15. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    It must have been in the air, I was at the grocery store and had the triple whammy of grocery store misery, the old lady with coupons, two expired ones, a "special person" cashier who was worried about the lack of proper coupon procedurethat required of course the infamous key.
     
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  16. jnoble

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    Anyone notice during drug commercials on TV that they always show the people (presumably using their product) doing the whitest activities possible? Shopping at a farmers market with their small crowd of diverse friends or bike riding or having a picnic in a field or going to a community volunteer activity or.....
     
  17. goat999

    goat999 town drunk

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    Exactly. I want to see before and afters of herpetic outbreaks. Go rafting on your own time, whore.
     
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    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Ever fart so bad your dog gets up, gives you a disgusted look, and heads for better smelling territory?
     
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    jnoble Registered User

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    John Melloncamp's song Small Town stinks because of it's sheer repetition:
    "I was born in a small town, something something small town, blah blah small town, small town small town...."

    WERE YA????
     
  20. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    The gay receptionist dude at work is out today. I asked the temp where he is at and she said that he is sick.

    It was all I could do to stop from screaming "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!"
     
  21. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    And once again my ass ruins a romantic moment, I had to run away from the fireworks at the magic kingdom because I was half a fart from shitting my pants
     
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  22. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    I just discovered 4chan, the "happening" threads, and I'm sucked in.
     
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    Just make sure you don't miss the Star Wars fireworks in Hollywood Studios. It's the best show there by far.
     
  24. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    I just found out that they are ending the shows at the magic kingdom next week and are replacing it with some bullshit movie projected onto the castle, for the fucking price of the place you think they could afford a few shecklels for fire works.
     
  25. jnoble

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    I'm kind of surprised that the fireworks lasted that long. Even for a rich company like Disney, they're NOT cheap to purchase/have someone set off etc etc
     

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