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Shark bites girl in half near beach on Indian Ocean island

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Jul 16, 2013.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/0...-indian-ocean-island-reunion/?test=latestnews

    The good news is, she can visit both of them at once now.
     
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  2. Jacuzzi Billy

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    Gay shark wanted a half slice.
     
  3. SaltyDelights

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    Would of been funnier if she had lived.
     
  4. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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  5. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    You don't want to cut that shark open and have "Sarah" spill out all over the place... or is she gonna change her name to Three Hole Puncher now?
     
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  6. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    So which half did he take?
     
  7. Hudson

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    Was the shark pissed it didn't know what frog legs tasted like?
     
  8. NuttyJim

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    Wonder how big of a shark it was for it to be able to eat half a person in what seems one bite.
     
  9. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Probably three or maybe four feet long.
     
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    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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    She was swimming in an area that was closed to the public because of sharks, got what she deserved.
     
  11. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Video from a different angle...

     
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    Was she hot? I'll care if she was hot.
     
  13. Mommadeez4u

    Mommadeez4u Bastard coated bastard w/ bastard filling

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    she was a 9, now just a 4.5
     
  14. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    He wanted the half that wasn't hairy but unfortunately, she was French.
     
  15. Hog's Big Ben

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    No Sharknado jokes yet? You slackers.

    the fifth person to be killed by sharks on the island since 2011

    Technically, it was off the island. I believe the number of people killed by sharks on the island since forever is zero.
     
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    Challenge Accepted!
     
  17. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    She was French. Probably stunk.

    No wonder the shark only ate half of her.
     

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