Shitbox cars

Cunt Smasher

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Fuck all that fancy-pants bullshit, who drives a shitbox? My daily driver work car is a 97 Cavalier, 260K on it. Mods include missing trunk lock, deer damage, and glued shut interior where the airbags were. Runs good, decent on gas, gets me to work every day (50 miles round trip).
 

THE FEZ MAN

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my 2001 vw bug.... is a diesel and it was free the trunk lock is broken, there is no radio and it has a funny smell i cant find, but it gets 20 to 30 mpg around town and i can park it anywhere
 
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My first car was a 77 Mazda GLC that had a cracked distributor cap... so when it rained I would be driving on 4 cylinders... then 3... then two. Pull over shoot some quickstart on it and I would be good to go... well until the water got back in it.

Finally got rid of it when the universal joint opened up and started hitting underneath the car.
 

jnoble

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It's not really a shitbox, the only thing that's really wrong with it is the paint is starting to fade on the roof and spoiler, but my 2001 Ford Escort ZX2 has 109K, gets good mileage (would be better if it was a stick) and has been relatively trouble-free outside of changing the ususal parts...brakes, front end ball joints/tie rod ends, belts, rear sway mounts.
I drive it to work and in bad weather. I have a 2003 Mustang GT as my weekend fun car. It eats up way too much gas to commute with.
 

Ballbuster1

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#6
Just passed 148000 miles and still kickin.
Left to me when my father passed away
and I only commute 8 miles a day so I
can't see buying a new car for so little use.

 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
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I got a company vehicle with a gas card, and they don't care if we use it for personal things - within reason. In fact, when I am on-call I'm pretty much expected to use it when I go anywhere so I have all my stuff should I get called to work on an emergency. That way I don't have to waste time going home to get it, then head back out to work. Otherwise, I'd probably have some kind of shitbox to run around that was good on gas for basic errands and such.

Since my wife no longer works, I don't have to spend alot on gas. She used to drive 20 miles each way.
 

Cunt Smasher

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Just spent $52 on my shitbox cavalier and got the a/c working, yay! Think I hit something the other day, I didn't bother to get out and look. Got some hail today while at work, my buddy is freaking out about his car, I could give a fuck. :)

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Creasy Bear

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Pfft... you people are rank amateurs. I'm a millionaire and by choice I drive a busted ass Jap minivan that reeks of fermented spilled Gatorade from my slob ass son's bootleg moonshine distillery that is his back seat pig sty. And I LOVE that fucking garbage scow of an automobile.

At one point in my life I drove a Renault LeCar AND I managed to have consensual sex with actual living girls while I drove said embarrassment.

That's right... kneel before Zod.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i got laid in an MGB
 

Cunt Smasher

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i got laid in an MGB
Shenanigans! You big fucker, you can't fit in a MGb, much less have surprise butsecks with some floozy in there with you. Maybe on the hood...:D


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blakesnake00

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On the passenger side right ? You could totally (and I did once) nail a chick on the passenger side,tons of leg room over there.Had a,I think 1970 red MGB conv. What a piece of shit,but dam chicks loved to ride in it with ya ! No Bullshit,the Fezman is alot of things but he is not a liar,back him up 100% on the MG sex.
 
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Well at least in the Mazda GLC the seats go back. Oh here's a tip don't park on an incline especially with a standard transmission and a broken hand brake. As you will knock it out of gear hoping to the passenger seat to plow your lady friend.
 

Chino Kapone

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Ah another speedhunters reader. I LOVE that site especially when they feature my car model (s13 240sx).

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Post pics of it. What kind of engine you got in there?
 

GrammatonCleric

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Post pics of it. What kind of engine you got in there?
I'm stock as fuck right now. I just passed up on a motor this Christmas. It was an SR20 with race rods, pistons, and cams separate all for $875. I didn't want to be like every other guy with a 240. . . but now I'm kind of regretting that. When I graduate from school I'm leaning heavily towards a stock LS and making that car a very reliable but capable DD. If anything I'll just find another 240 and make that the SR20 track rat.

 

THE FEZ MAN

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On the passenger side right ? You could totally (and I did once) nail a chick on the passenger side,tons of leg room over there.Had a,I think 1970 red MGB conv. What a piece of shit,but dam chicks loved to ride in it with ya ! No Bullshit,the Fezman is alot of things but he is not a liar,back him up 100% on the MG sex.

yep, tons of leg room and the passenger seat was broke so it went far back, also the bitches did love that car except when it rained and the foot well would fill with water, mine was a 73 (last of the good years) and blue. i got a blow job in that car also, that was more tricky, didn't get to finish because the center console was smashing her tits. she was a good egg
 

Cunt Smasher

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yep, tons of leg room and the passenger seat was broke so it went far back, also the bitches did love that car except when it rained and the foot well would fill with water, mine was a 73 (last of the good years) and blue. i got a blow job in that car also, that was more tricky, didn't get to finish because the center console was smashing her tits. she was a good egg
Read something funny once about the British cars, talking about the Lucas electrics "better known as The Prince of Darkness".

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THE FEZ MAN

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Read something funny once about the British cars, talking about the Lucas electrics "better known as The Prince of Darkness".

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lol why to the British drink warm beer? lucas refrigerators
and my favorite

 

Don the Radio Guy

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After my piss poor experience with buying a late model car, I decided to get another disposable car when my Taurus died. This time it's a 1993 BMW 318i. Looks rough but runs like a top.
 

Motor Head

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After my piss poor experience with buying a late model car, I decided to get another disposable car when my Taurus died. This time it's a 1993 BMW 318i. Looks rough but runs like a top.
Nazi lover!!! I only buy American even though most of the parts were made in Mexico and it was assembled by Canucks. However my wife's $100K BMW is a stain on my red, white and blue soul. Despite it's reliability and unchallenged build quality, it was still built by a bunch of Eurofags. Don, you disgust me, Jew hater!
 

Don the Radio Guy

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I dislike Volkswagen products, but BMW and Mercedes make good cars. One car I will own before I die is a Mercedes 450SEL 6.9.
 
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My chick wants to get another mid 70's Mercedes 240D (W128) (it was her first car)... been trying to locate one that had the 5 cylinder conversions (rather then the normally aspirated 4 cyl diesel).