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Simpsons Co-Creator, with Terminal Cancer, Gives Away His TV Fortune

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by BIV, Jul 29, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20720778,00.html

    How about you give some of that cash to me. It would be a far better use of the money.

    I don't care if you are dying, you are still an asshole.
     
  2. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Now I know who came up with all the boring fucking Lisa storylines.

    Hey, I am thinking of starting a roadside zoo. For $2million, I won't do it.
     
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  3. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ
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    I love vegans. They exterminate entire ecosystems to plant their crops in order to avoid eating animals. Seems wasteful to me...
     
  4. Georgie

    Georgie Registered User

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    In other words he funds animal killers and terrorist.
     
  5. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Ding ding ding!

    Fuck him, and everyone next to him.

    Sent from the USS Sulaco.
     
  6. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    How can you battle terminal cancer?
     
  7. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    No kidding, you'd think the TSA would put a stop to the fighting.

    See, cause the cancer is in an airport terminal.

    Get it?

















    I'm a little proud of how terrible that joke is.
     
  8. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Sam: I'm going to beat this!
    Cancer: You didn't say Simon Says!

    Cancer-1
    Sam-0
     
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  9. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Vegans are amongst the most self centered, egotistical, single minded jerkoffs on the planet. I dont mind their dietary restrictions but shut the fuck up already.
    Well technically life is a life long battle against death. Im currently fighting exposure to other human beings.
     
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  10. Neon

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    I look at vegans/vegetarians like I look at people who never want to have kids - it's all good, but that's a personal decision, not a policy decision. You can't preach about abandoning the basic foundations of our species. That's like blind people preaching to other people to pluck their own eyes out too. You want to ignore your animal instincts? Be my guest, but know that you are the one that's weird, not me.
     
  11. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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  12. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Ass cancer? How did catch that if he was all 'vegan'?
     
  13. Bill Lehecka

    Bill Lehecka The Fat Horse v. 2.0
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    Guns.
     
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  14. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Dude is obviously trying to buy karma.
     
  15. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Says the man with terminal cancer.

    Go fuck yourself. I'mma gonna eat a cow
    a pig and a chicken. Maybe all at once.
     
  16. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    She's not for sale. :)
     
  17. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon.
     
  18. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Ooo, a mooporken.
     
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  19. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    if a cow can feed at least a dozen children and a head of lettuce can feed 3 tops, how is veganism a cure for hunger in children?
     
  20. Frankie_b

    Frankie_b Talk softly and drive a big tank!

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    With his arsehole apparently
     
  21. Atomic Fireball

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  23. Atomic Fireball

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    This is the funniest shit this guy ever wrote. He's like a (briefly) living parody of a clueless leftist multi-millionaire.

    A "dog-rescue haven in Malibu"? Is that like giving $100M to a Hamptons soup kitchen?

    What kind of a dope with hundreds of millions of dollars doesn't get regular colonoscopies? Nobody with money should die of colon cancer - totally unnecessary death. Like Frank Zappa.

    I vaguely recall he was a buddy of Howard's.
     
  24. Bobobie

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    Damn, too bad he isn't putting a chunk of his money towards anyone in his own species.
     
  25. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    That's easy for you to say, assfuck. You live in a country where even the poor don't starve. Try peddling that shit in Africa where meat is the only food source that's readily available because the soil has no nutrients in it.
     

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