Skunks, what the F??

Jimmy's Dignity

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The only time I smell these lil fuzzy bastards is when someone runs one over on the Merrit. But nooooo...apparently we've got one outside my house and he sprayed someone/something. Now it stinks like skunk outside and I'm tryin to go to bed

What the F?!?
 
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if you find it lives on your property, under steps or a shed, put mothballs in a plastic bottle w/ holes poked in it and throw it under the steps (or wherever it sleeps) the smell is so annoying to them they move away...Don't do it if it has a litter though, sometimes they will abandon the litter and then you have 6 rotting skunk babies under your steps and if there is anything more putrid than 1 live skunk it's 6 rotting skunk babies
 

Edible Napalm

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Useless knowledge: Some people keep skunks as pets.
 

CM Mark

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It wasn't a skunk. I had ripped a nasty one at work right around then. The fact that you could smell a fart I cut in Danbury down there in Darien, makes me proud of my bowels. :D
 

RobeSoup&Tears

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Now that Spring is coming up I'd like to open a window but I too get that Pepe money shot scent wafting thru...especially at night...Echhhh!!

 

foyb

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I had to take my father in law's wife to work this morning, I was looking for a skunk to hit to improve the smell in my car. My fucking God, would it kill her to use some deodorant??
 

Glenn Dandy

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Skunk story.

walking home drunk one night I was walking through the woods and I saw what i thought was a cat on the trail ahead... so like Homer Simpson i started chasing it down the path... at the end of the path was the street with a big light.

i noticed at that point i was chasing a Skunk... I stopped he stopped. we looked at each other... he swung his ass around and took aim....

I dodged his stink stream and booked ass the otherway.


close call.
 

Jimmy's Dignity

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Baby skunks are cute. But no, I don't think it lives on the property...it's the first time I've smelled a skunk at home

still smelled this morning...I think he sprayed at something trying to eat him, missed, and hit the side of the house
 
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Yep moth balls... and buy some ammonia and spread it around sparingly where you see possible entry points to ur house...
 

Sinn Fein

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My parents' dog got sprayed by a skunk about a week ago.

I got some kind of mystery animal that has lived under our shed as long as we've been here. It's seems to be around alot more. Every time my dogs start barking and I go downstairs to see, they are looking out the window in the direction of the shed.

I am gonna try and trap it. I'm picking up one of these this weekend:

 

THE FEZ MAN

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i smell like a skunk....... and wet dog. oh and cigarettes
 

Cunt Smasher

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I smell like Polo Blue. The chicks dig it.
Skunk story- Girl I grew up with was out in her yard bullshitting with some friends (after dark) thought the cat was rubbing her leg,pushed it away with her footses,got bit,got lots of rabies shots.
I ran over a skunk with a motorcycle once,by accident. Not good.
 

Sinn Fein

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Rabies... that's the real problem. My dogs had to get booster shots last year after one of them killed a groundhog and they both played with the carcass for about an hour until we found it happened. I want to trap and remove whatever is here because I know Jake is eventually going to end up killing it.
 
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Meh had skunks in shed beside barn... got rid of them... but have worlds fattest grey squirrel living in horse barn now... really need to get an air rifle to get rid of it...
 
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My parents' dog got sprayed by a skunk about a week ago.

I got some kind of mystery animal that has lived under our shed as long as we've been here. It's seems to be around alot more. Every time my dogs start barking and I go downstairs to see, they are looking out the window in the direction of the shed.

I am gonna try and trap it. I'm picking up one of these this weekend:

Throw a towel over the trap if you catch a skunk before picking it up. The skunk will be less likely to spray if it's covered. Kinda like Tom Chiusano.
 

Sinn Fein

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I'm pretty sure it's not a skunk. I've seen glimpses of it. It's brown, probably a groundhog. I didn't get the trap yet. I'll probably go down there today.