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Snake-handling pastor dies after fatal snake bite

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Party Rooster, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  2. BeerBelly

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    goddamn jewsnakes
     
  3. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    Classic.
     
  4. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Well in God's defense, it sounds like he had healed this moron on multiple other occasions... I think God just go sick of helping this snake-handling idiot out.

    By the way, if you absolutely have to handle snakes... maybe believe that God provided us with anti-venom, and go to a fucking hospital.
     
  5. BeerBelly

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    You never test God.

    I don't know how people got so fucking stupid
     
  6. DanaReevesLungs

    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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    Sure you don't. You're living proof of stupidity run amok.
     
  7. BeerBelly

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    how so?

    When you accuse someone I would think you would have to back your statements with facts
     
  8. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    There ya go.
     
  9. BeerBelly

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    you have nothing but trying to derail a thread
     
  10. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    i guess he was an unworthy sinner
     
  11. BeerBelly

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    You never test God

    fuck a bunch of snake handlers
     
  12. Creasy Bear

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    Religion... that's how.
     
  13. BeerBelly

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    yeah repetition is bad

    unless you're exercising
     
  14. Bluestreak

    Bluestreak This space intentionally left blank.

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    Something else you know absolutely nothing about.
     
  15. BeerBelly

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    you know nothing about me


    and I like that!
     
  16. Creasy Bear

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    We know this about you...

     
  17. BeerBelly

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    [/QUOTE]

    you used mustache rides on somebody else I read in another thread

    fucking be original
     
  18. Creasy Bear

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    Yeah... that was original... and that somebody else was you...

     
  19. BeerBelly

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    admit it

    you're an unoriginal bastard!
     
  20. Creasy Bear

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    Do your "Fuck yer mother" and "Yer a jew" thing again for the millionth time and show us how it's done, Captain Original.
     
  21. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    That's a great point. If you keep bothering him, eventually God's gonna let it go straight to voicemail.

    On the other hand stupid games=stupid prizes.
     
  22. Mags

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    Now if all his inbred followers would die we'd be getting somewhere.
     
  23. Lord Zero

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    God is a cheeky bastard.
     

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