Snake Hiding in Toilet Bites Israeli Man's Penis

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A 35-year-old Israeli man was rushed to the hospital on Friday after a snake suddenly emerged from the toilet he was sitting on and bit the man's penis.

The injured man told emergency workers that he noticed a strong burning sensation as he was using the toilet in his parents' home in the norther Israeli town of Nofit. At that point, the man looked down and saw a snake in the toilet. He then "ran from the room in horror" to call paramedics.

"This is the first time I've seen a snake bite like this," a paramedic said, according to Your Jewish News. “Luckily, all tests seem fine and the man is feeling well.” The paramedic also said the man was in good enough spirits to joke about the incident.

The snake, which the man described as very small, wasn't venomous, but doctors at the Rambam Medical Center in Haifa decided to keep the man hospitalized for further tests and observation.

"There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question," the hospital said. “The snake was not poisonous. The man is currently under observation pending additional test results and as soon as we get the results, he will be able to go home.
My absolute #1 irrational fear, snake in the toilet.
I saw an episode of Judge Judy once, where someone was suing another apartment dweller because their snake got loose, in the plumbing.
She found it in the toilet; Pain and suffering.

My only peace of mind is that I can't see how snakes would travel up pipes, there's nothing for them to hold on to or resist against.
 
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Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes in my motherfuckin' drain!
 

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Every guy, in the back of his head, is worried about getting bit on the dick by a spider, lizard or snake when he takes a dump.

I don't even think that is irrational as a fear because I read that story 15 times a year on the internet, minimum.
 

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I had a phobia of this as a child when an episode of Stairway to Heaven (or whatever the show was called, it was about and angel who was also a cop... we didn't have cable) had a snake slither out of some woman's toilet.
 

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I don't want no snakes on my motherfucking plane.
 

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My only peace of mind is that I can't see how snakes would travel up pipes, there's nothing for them to hold on to or resist against.
Mine is that any snake in a toilet would mistake my penis for a much larger snake and would run away in fear. (Not really I just wanted to make the dick joke)
 

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I have the irrational fear that I'm going to be driving down the road and a snake will have somehow managed to get into my car and hide under the floor mat. Then, as I'm barreling down the freeway, the snake will come out and start biting my legs and feet. And as I'm thrashing around trying to stomp/get away from the snake, I'll swerve into the other lane and hit a bus or dump truck or armored car.

I had a phobia of this as a child when an episode of Stairway to Heaven (or whatever the show was called, it was about and angel who was also a cop... we didn't have cable) had a snake slither out of some woman's toilet.
Highway. My grandma used to watch that show. I remember that the one guy always wore an Oakland A's hat.
 

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My only peace of mind is that I can't see how snakes would travel up pipes, there's nothing for them to hold on to or resist against.
I bet they can and have, depending on the layout of the pipes. Rats do it also.

Now relax and go take a dump in peace.
 

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This is not too surprising. I have a friend from Palestine which I think is in the same general area and he's always talking about how Israel is full of snakes. The way he talks about it I'd expect this type of thing to happen multiple times a year.
 

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Mine is that any snake in a toilet would mistake my penis for a much larger snake and would run away in fear. (Not really I just wanted to make the dick joke)
Yeah, what happens when the snake tries to fuck your dick, huh?
 

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This is not too surprising. I have a friend from Palestine which I think is in the same general area and he's always talking about how Israel is full of snakes. The way he talks about it I'd expect this type of thing to happen multiple times a year.


So, is that where St. Patrick chased them all to? Catholics - 1 Jews - 0
 

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I don't want a snake to bite my penis, but if a snake did bite my penis, I'd want it to be a girl snake.... because a boy snake biting your penis is gay as well as painful.
 
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Never seen a snake up in a tree? Trust me, given the right pipes a 5-6' snake could easily make its way to nip your scrote.

Enjoy!
But trees have bark and shit to hold on to.
Pipes are just smooth, nothing to resist against.

They can't go up pipes, end of story... I poop on the 2nd floor, no issues. Impossible...