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Snake Hiding in Toilet Bites Israeli Man's Penis

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Absolutely, Jul 15, 2013.

  1. Absolutely

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    My absolute #1 irrational fear, snake in the toilet.
    I saw an episode of Judge Judy once, where someone was suing another apartment dweller because their snake got loose, in the plumbing.
    She found it in the toilet; Pain and suffering.

    My only peace of mind is that I can't see how snakes would travel up pipes, there's nothing for them to hold on to or resist against.
     
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  2. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes in my motherfuckin' drain!
     
  4. Mags

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    Late term circumcision.
     
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    He thought it was a Hebrew Brown Snake.
     
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    Fixed for TBS.
     
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  7. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    Love at first bite? Tssssssssssssss Tsssssssssssssssssssss


    Double guns, bitch
     
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  8. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Every guy, in the back of his head, is worried about getting bit on the dick by a spider, lizard or snake when he takes a dump.

    I don't even think that is irrational as a fear because I read that story 15 times a year on the internet, minimum.
     
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    Is not amused.
     
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    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    I had a phobia of this as a child when an episode of Stairway to Heaven (or whatever the show was called, it was about and angel who was also a cop... we didn't have cable) had a snake slither out of some woman's toilet.
     
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    I don't want no snakes on my motherfucking plane.
     
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  13. Absolutely

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    I forgot about that scene... Horrifying.
    Now I can't use the toilet standing up either.
     
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  14. Hoagie

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    Mine is that any snake in a toilet would mistake my penis for a much larger snake and would run away in fear. (Not really I just wanted to make the dick joke)
     
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    I have the irrational fear that I'm going to be driving down the road and a snake will have somehow managed to get into my car and hide under the floor mat. Then, as I'm barreling down the freeway, the snake will come out and start biting my legs and feet. And as I'm thrashing around trying to stomp/get away from the snake, I'll swerve into the other lane and hit a bus or dump truck or armored car.

    Highway. My grandma used to watch that show. I remember that the one guy always wore an Oakland A's hat.
     
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  16. Mags

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    I bet they can and have, depending on the layout of the pipes. Rats do it also.

    Now relax and go take a dump in peace.
     
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  17. Nick the Pig

    Nick the Pig Scraping a dull comment across your tender eyeball

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    This is not too surprising. I have a friend from Palestine which I think is in the same general area and he's always talking about how Israel is full of snakes. The way he talks about it I'd expect this type of thing to happen multiple times a year.
     
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    Yeah, what happens when the snake tries to fuck your dick, huh?
     
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    I make cumsies.
     
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    So, is that where St. Patrick chased them all to? Catholics - 1 Jews - 0
     
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  21. Absolutely

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    But rats have feet, and nails.
     
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    Never seen a snake up in a tree? Trust me, given the right pipes a 5-6' snake could easily make its way to nip your scrote.

    Enjoy!
     
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    I don't want a snake to bite my penis, but if a snake did bite my penis, I'd want it to be a girl snake.... because a boy snake biting your penis is gay as well as painful.
     
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    So, is the Rainbow snake, the gay snake of the species?
     
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  25. Absolutely

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    But trees have bark and shit to hold on to.
    Pipes are just smooth, nothing to resist against.

    They can't go up pipes, end of story... I poop on the 2nd floor, no issues. Impossible...
     
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