Snooki shares first photos of baby boy Lorenzo Dominic LaValle

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#3
That kid is adorable!!

 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
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#7
I was kinda hoping for a fetal alcohol baby.....
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#9
Where is SIDS when you need it?
Seriously Atlanta, don't wish for that. Do you really want Snooki to become some sort of tragic figure? Get reports on "who's going to get the first heartbreaking interview with Nicole Polizzi following the death of her first son?"
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#10
Seriously Atlanta, don't wish for that. Do you really want Snooki to become some sort of tragic figure? Get reports on "who's going to get the first heartbreaking interview with Nicole Polizzi following the death of her first son?"
Good point. A postpartum pillow over the face would be a better wish.
 

Norm Stansfield

私は亀が好きだ。
#11
Evolutionary, babies tend to look like their fathers to prevent after-birth abortions.
Thanks, that's the perfect factoid to pull out whenever one of my friends brings up the subject of their newborn from now on.
 

Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
#13
Is her fiancee only 5 foot? Holy fuck.
 

Voodoo Ben

The African Dream
#15
they should check the back of his head to see if there is a birth mark that looks like 666.
 
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