Snooki shares first photos of baby boy Lorenzo Dominic LaValle

fletcher

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That kid is adorable!!

 

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Where is SIDS when you need it?
Seriously Atlanta, don't wish for that. Do you really want Snooki to become some sort of tragic figure? Get reports on "who's going to get the first heartbreaking interview with Nicole Polizzi following the death of her first son?"
 

Lord Zero

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Seriously Atlanta, don't wish for that. Do you really want Snooki to become some sort of tragic figure? Get reports on "who's going to get the first heartbreaking interview with Nicole Polizzi following the death of her first son?"
Good point. A postpartum pillow over the face would be a better wish.
 

Norm Stansfield

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Evolutionary, babies tend to look like their fathers to prevent after-birth abortions.
Thanks, that's the perfect factoid to pull out whenever one of my friends brings up the subject of their newborn from now on.
 

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Don't have to worry about her stench hole being ruined, too late.
 

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they should check the back of his head to see if there is a birth mark that looks like 666.