So a dude, a horse, you think you have heard this before, right?


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Man accused of breaking into Perry County barn, performing sex act on horse

Published: Wednesday, May 02, 2012, 8:19 AM Updated: Wednesday, May 02, 2012, 9:32 AM

By MATTHEW KEMENY, The Patriot-News

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State Police in Perry County say a Newport man broke into a barn early today and performed oral sex on a female horse.

Jeremy Johnson, 20, was charged with burglary.

Police say the break-in happened just after 1 a.m. on Cold Storage Road in Centre Township.

Don't judge his love.


Guess who's back? Hoffman's back
Just watch, in a couple months the Department of Agriculture Gestapo will come in and shut this farm down. Sure, they'll use the excuse of this guy breaking in and performing cunnilingus on this horse as their "reason". But we'll all know the truth...another small family run farm shut down by Prime Directive 21.


LDAR, bitch.
At least he's not gay.


The Star of Wackbag. Without me, you have nothing.
Saugus really IS a shit hole.


LDAR, bitch.
Was she a hot horse?


I like fistables.
Yet if he had went shoulder deep dp and jacked a bull it would be all good. Makes perfect sense.

Oh and, that poor horse. I hope it recovers.

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
The horse was probably happy it was a dude. I would imagine male horses aren't very good at cunnilingus.


Lying causes cat piss smell.
Sarah Jessica Parker was reported to be delighted by the encounter.


Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
Perry County. What do you expect?