So Anyone Have an Electric Smoker?

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My crackhead next door neighbor stole one and gave it to me the other day. I've got it fired up and smoking a 6# boston butt coated in a good rub and some extra brown sugar.
Any ideas how long that's gonna take to smoke?
 

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Uhhh... dude.

You've got a crackhead living next door. I think you may have bigger problems than your Boston butt.
 

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Uhhh... dude.

You've got a crackhead living next door. I think you may have bigger problems than your Boston butt.
You're telling me.
Really, though, he's pretty harmless and scared shitless of my dog (part pit, part lab, and part ridgeback), so I'm not concerned. He saw the dog snag a ham-hock in half with one bite and now never comes within 3 feet of the privacy fence.
 

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You're telling me.
Really, though, he's pretty harmless and scared shitless of my dog (part pit, part lab, and part ridgeback), so I'm not concerned. He saw the dog snag a ham-hock in half with one bite and now never comes within 3 feet of the privacy fence.
Picture this ... you & the family are out having a good time. Doggie's home by himself. Crackhead and friends want to get high. Crackhead & friends have no money. Crackhead knows you've got some nice stuff. Friend has a gun. Bullet between doggie's eyes. Doggie's gone & so's your stuff.

I almost married a crackhead - they ain't scared of shit when they want to get high.
 

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Picture this ... you & the family are out having a good time. Doggie's home by himself. Crackhead and friends want to get high. Crackhead & friends have no money. Crackhead knows you've got some nice stuff. Friend has a gun. Bullet between doggie's eyes. Doggie's gone & so's your stuff.

I almost married a crackhead - they ain't scared of shit when they want to get high.
If they get past Brinks and get past the dog, then they win. But, I don't expect them to be there much longer - the dealer that rented the house has moved out, so I think they are looking at eviction in the next few weeks.
 

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So, it's been a few hours.. How does your butt smell?
 

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And to cap the thread, was it good? Will you use the smoker again?
 

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Definitely. I need to get the rub recipe right and not smoke it as long. I didn't like the outside flavor of it that much, so I threw it in a crockpot this morning with some honey, more figs, and a few other spices. That mellowed out the heavy smoke flavor and it ended up being EXCELLENT.
 

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Does this count as an electirc smoker?

 

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fire....baaaaaaaaaaad
I agree, but it makes mediocre pot more enjoyable to smoke. I smoke mint or coffee-flavoured tobacco out of it, so mix that with some redneck herb and it makes it smokeable.
 

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I feel you can put any quality of herbal products into the Volcano. After all its just extracting the goodness and leaving all the shit behind. It pretty much tastes the same, like popcorn!
 

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I feel you can put any quality of herbal products into the Volcano. After all its just extracting the goodness and leaving all the shit behind. It pretty much tastes the same, like popcorn!
I used to be such a freaking snob about herb, but it's damned near impossible to find good stuff in RIC. I miss teh days of Phish madly. :icon_mrgr
 
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