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So this happened near my parents house last night.

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Psychopath, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    http://www.ldnews.com/ci_18641363?source=rss_viewed

    A 5 to 10 minute walk from my parents house. I saw the emt's and fire fighters blocking off the tunnel.

     
  2. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    I used to live near a rail line. I still don't understand
    how you get hit by a train. They're fucking loud and
    the ground vibrates like a mother fucker when one approaches.
     
  3. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I'd appreciate it if you'd all treat this tragic passing with the dignity and decorum it deserves. This unidentified man was my chiropractor's piano tuner and sexual surrogate as well as a very dear friend of mine.

    Thank you.
     
  4. Psychopath

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    He did it on purpose, he laid down on the track. he should have spared everyone's night and used a pistol.
     
  5. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Precisely.
     
  6. Dikbag

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    we have a small rail yard where I work as we ship product in rail cars. The senior employee (me) is always the switch man instructing the driver via radio. Everytime I switch out rail cars I think "I could lay my neck right there across the rail" or I could put my head between two couplers. I'm not suicidal, but If I was that would be the way.
     
  7. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    He was a conscientious man who hated to waste the natural lubricant in his veins and was compelled to donate it onto the tracks.
     
  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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  9. Jambi

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    He looks pretty fucking smug for a train accident victim.
     
  10. Psychopath

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    Here's the update
    The asshole picked one of the worst spots to do this. He should have went a mile down the track to the city and blocked traffic there. That area is a nightmare without some idiot committing suicide .
     

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