Got a check from a very old retirement account in the mail today (employer went tits up a few years ago- tons of litigation stalled my 401K transfer). I opted to cash it out- I'll pay off the bankruptcy attorney and throw a couple of grand into a Merrill Edge account to grow. Maybe see about getting some hardwood floors put in to my ex/kids house to make it easier for that bitch to clean...
I'm probably dying from vitamin D poisoning due to all that sun exposure you forced me to endure, but otherwise I'm okay.
My cute critters are loading properly for the first time since February. The down-time was totally worth it.
You have some weird pet names for your kids. Also I have no clue what the hell you are talking about.
Got promoted at work, fell in love with a beautiful woman who I respect, found empathy and understanding for the struggles of minorities, made plans to destroy all my firearms, registered as a Democrat, and experienced true happiness for once. And all that went away the second this site came back online.
At least you weren't outside because of some stupid fucking video game people won't shut up about. I know nothing about it but I hope there's a chance it makes people run out in front of traffic.
Since I donated early in the year, the bottom of each page says "thanks for donating. Instead of an ad, here's a cute critter"- But I never saw the pictures of the "cute critters" until now. Just pointing it out.
Well, now that you mention it, there IS this one website that I monitor pretty much all day, kinda like crack to me, that was having some issues. GODDAMN IT, YOU ABANDONED US WACKBAG!!!! Do you know how hard it is to find shit to keep myself occupied at work all day? Love ya pookie.
My girlfriends grandmother was dying. So she drove to Upstate NY to go be with her. And of course her car took a shit. So I drove an hour and a half and replaced her altenator on the side of 84 in the dark during a thunderstorm. I'm owed a few blowjobs.
Went and picked winners at Del Park (didn't gamble), bought drinks at St. Gabe's now off to have a 13-hour fugg session with the missus. Truly blessed!!
I don't even know how the original games work, but I have heard this is already happening with this latest one.
