So.. who's in for fart trivia?

Dec 25, 2005
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NJ
#1
2 cups of coffee, taylor ham sammich, and a red bull for good measure & it's on.

I kicks all you asses & I ain't even fat.
 

Simby19

I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies
Aug 10, 2006
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Paramus, NJ
#2
I'd like to be there, preferably with a gasmask on.
 

Sprite

permanent case of the Moooondays
Apr 27, 2005
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Jersey
#3
If only I could participate in this contest while I'm sleeping after drinking a 12-pack. There is a certain female by the name of Jenny who brought to my attention the abhorrent volume and frequency with which I expel noxious flatulence during my morning sleep after a night of drinking. I know this is true because I have woken myself up out of a dead sleep with some loud and truly heinous gassers. I even farted on her once; good times.

If this guy enters the contest and has any trivia skills, everyone is fucked. This contest will undoubtedly be won by someone who can suck air in their ass and fart at will.