HitW Solo: A Justice League Story - 09/28/2018

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After @Pigdango did this without notice and @crippledalbino dared me to, at 9:15, I'm going to attempt to HitW Justice League alone. How long until I get bored? Will anyone join? Will anyone suggest a better movie?
 

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After @Pigdango did this without notice and @crippledalbino dared me to, at 9:15, I'm going to attempt to HitW Justice League alone. How long until I get bored? Will anyone join? Will anyone suggest a better movie?
You won’t make it until the end, but I hope you make it to Superman saying he’s itchy.
 

LiddyRules

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#5
I really wish the DCEU theme was more a take off of the stuff from Man of Steel and not something that sounds like a non-copyright version of the Marvel Studio themes
 

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#6
"Does it stand for hope?"
"Yes."
"It looks like an S."
"It's mean to wind like a river."

Rivers mean hope on Kyrpton?
 

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#7
Still say these are the kids from Shazam.
 

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#8
REL at Batman watching this guy on the roof. It's so bright it just looks silly.
 

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"Fear. They can smell it."

Isn't Gotham City populated exclusively by frightened people?

What's that weird alarm?

Couldn't he go to Scarecrow if fear was a thing?
 

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"It's because they know he's dead right. He's gone. Where does that leave us?"

What a weird thing for a Burglar to say.
 

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#12
I hope the Battle of Metropolis Memorial has "Dumb Shit Who Wouldn't Let His Office Leave Early."
 

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#13
The end of Infinity War wasn't as much of a downer as this opening.
 

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"Supergerm Could End Humanity." Slow mo fruit kicking. This horrible cover of Leonard Cohen. Starving dog. Why the hell couldn't Whedon just remove that entire sequence? Just - I don't know. Show comic book covers over the credits.
 

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#15
I also find the Prince/Bowie/Superman newspaper cover weird. It ties it way too into our real world in a way that seems wrong.
 

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#16
So they're bombing a French building to protest aliens to bring humans back to the dark ages?
 

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#17
I forgot how weird the sound effects in this scene were. Plus Danny Elfman's increasingly schizophrenic score.

REL at Wonder Woman speed movement.

And her bracelet clang brought down the building regardless.
 

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#18
Why doesn't Batman just go the Arthur himself privately? Why is he offering money? He knows what he looks like from the YouTube videos.
 

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"You ever hear of Superman? He died fighting next to me." What a weird thing to say.

"Dressed like a Bat. You're out of your mind, Bruce Wayne." What a weird thing to say. But Aquaman is growing on me.
 

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#20
That's one way to get your Flash backstory in there.
 

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#21
I liked the way they did the split-second hand moving up shot but how come he's not surrounded by crazy blue lightning like every other time he uses his powers?
 

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#22
Crudup's jail hoody doesn't seem right to me, and he is terrible in that scene.
 

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#23
This Cyborg scene is terrible.

... I'm only 20 minutes in.
 

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#24
It's your villain everyone. There's this cube we don't know anything about and this guy suddenly shows up in a sequence that seems completely disconnected from the previous 20 minutes.

In Infinity War we connect to Wakanda because main characters we know are there. We get the 6th billed in Wonder Woman?
 

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#25
So Steppenwolf's goal is to get people to love him?
 
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