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Some 50 years ago I left Dayton, OH with two very bad whores...

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Mar 16, 2013.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/14/amste...-at-70-after-50-years-and-355000-men-3542030/
     
  2. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    355,000 would be ten a day for each of them every day for 50 years.
    Didn't happen.
     
  3. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    Says 355,000 between them. So cut that in half.... still seems a bit much, because who the fuck would pay to fuck a lady over 27?
     
  4. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Well, there is that old joke...
     
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    I did. 355,000/365/50 = 19.4
    Or 10 each per day.

    No way they averaged that.
     
  6. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    They were both pregnant a combined 7 times to term that means there was a total 63 months of pregnancy.

    They must be counting blowjobs too.
     
  7. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Pregnants can't take a pole? Interdasting.
     
  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Why not ask your mom?
     
  9. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    But 10 a day?
     
  10. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I don't know, I'll try some math.

    Average time with each guy is 25 minutes, including ball wash and pecker check. Plenty of one pump chumps out there. Give her ten minutes break for her hourly cleaning, the filthy whooer. So that makes 2 an hour for a 12 hour shift, or 24 a day. But then comes the weekend when business picks up and she does 4 an hour for 48. Many of these would be quick blowjobs or handies.

    5days X 24=120
    2daysX 48=96
    216/week

    But 4 times a year, the Elks and the Water Buffalo and the 4H and Baptists have their big conventions and business skyrockets, the girls work 24 on 12 off, and they each get 400/ week

    216x48 weeks= 10368
    400x4 weeks= 1600
    11968/year each twin or 23,936 total x 50 years =1,196,800

    1,196,800 / 335,000 = 3.5 times less work actually performed, leaving plenty of time for childbirth, shopping, vaginal mesh sling surgery, days off, etc.

    So it's possible. Would a number of maybe 100,000 men be any less impressive?
     
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    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    My mom would never pay to fuck a woman older than 27.
     
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    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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  14. droogie

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    I think it's possible too. They probably charge by 30 mins, but a bunch of their clients (particularly when they were younger) wouldn't past 10 mins.
     

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