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gleet

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Amsterdam prostitute twins retire at 70 after 50 years and 355,000 men


Thursday 14 Mar 2013 11:12 am

Amsterdam’s oldest prostitute twins Louise and Martine Fokkens (Picture: Rex)
Two twin sister pensioners have decided to retire as prostitutes after half a century in the sex trade, having slept with 355,000 men between them.
Louise and Martine Fokkens, both 70, say they are finding it a ‘painful’ struggle to go on working in Amsterdam’s notorious ‘red light zone’.
They claim to be the oldest prostitutes in the Dutch city and last year starred in a documentary film named Meet The Fokkens.
Mother-of-four Louise admitted, though, that her arthritis means some positions are now ‘too painful’ – while mother-of-three Martine complained about a drop in custom.
Only one elderly man addicted to his weekly S&M sessions remains a regular, she said.
‘I couldn’t give him up. He’s been coming to me for so long it’s like going to church on a Sunday,’ Martine added.
Brothels were legalised in the Netherlands in 2000 – but the sisters say this ‘has not improved prostitutes’ lives’.
Martine said: ‘It is better for the pimps and the foreigners, but not for the Dutch girls.’
But the twins are confident their income from film rights will keep them solvent in the years of retirement ahead.
http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/14/amste...-at-70-after-50-years-and-355000-men-3542030/
 

OilyJillFart

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355,000 would be ten a day for each of them every day for 50 years.
Didn't happen.
 

Gorilla Pimp

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355,000 would be ten a day for each of them every day for 50 years.
Didn't happen.
Says 355,000 between them. So cut that in half.... still seems a bit much, because who the fuck would pay to fuck a lady over 27?
 

OilyJillFart

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Says 355,000 between them. So cut that in half.... still seems a bit much, because who the fuck would pay to fuck a lady over 27?
I did. 355,000/365/50 = 19.4
Or 10 each per day.

No way they averaged that.
 

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They were both pregnant a combined 7 times to term that means there was a total 63 months of pregnancy.

They must be counting blowjobs too.
 

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They were both pregnant a combined 7 times to term that means there was a total 63 months of pregnancy.

They must be counting blowjobs too.
Pregnants can't take a pole? Interdasting.
 

gleet

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I don't know, I'll try some math.

Average time with each guy is 25 minutes, including ball wash and pecker check. Plenty of one pump chumps out there. Give her ten minutes break for her hourly cleaning, the filthy whooer. So that makes 2 an hour for a 12 hour shift, or 24 a day. But then comes the weekend when business picks up and she does 4 an hour for 48. Many of these would be quick blowjobs or handies.

5days X 24=120
2daysX 48=96
216/week

But 4 times a year, the Elks and the Water Buffalo and the 4H and Baptists have their big conventions and business skyrockets, the girls work 24 on 12 off, and they each get 400/ week

216x48 weeks= 10368
400x4 weeks= 1600
11968/year each twin or 23,936 total x 50 years =1,196,800

1,196,800 / 335,000 = 3.5 times less work actually performed, leaving plenty of time for childbirth, shopping, vaginal mesh sling surgery, days off, etc.

So it's possible. Would a number of maybe 100,000 men be any less impressive?
 
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I think it's possible too. They probably charge by 30 mins, but a bunch of their clients (particularly when they were younger) wouldn't past 10 mins.