Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Mar 16, 2013.
355,000 would be ten a day for each of them every day for 50 years.
Says 355,000 between them. So cut that in half.... still seems a bit much, because who the fuck would pay to fuck a lady over 27?
Well, there is that old joke...
I did. 355,000/365/50 = 19.4
Or 10 each per day.
No way they averaged that.
They were both pregnant a combined 7 times to term that means there was a total 63 months of pregnancy.
They must be counting blowjobs too.
Pregnants can't take a pole? Interdasting.
Why not ask your mom?
But 10 a day?
I don't know, I'll try some math.
Average time with each guy is 25 minutes, including ball wash and pecker check. Plenty of one pump chumps out there. Give her ten minutes break for her hourly cleaning, the filthy whooer. So that makes 2 an hour for a 12 hour shift, or 24 a day. But then comes the weekend when business picks up and she does 4 an hour for 48. Many of these would be quick blowjobs or handies.
5days X 24=120
But 4 times a year, the Elks and the Water Buffalo and the 4H and Baptists have their big conventions and business skyrockets, the girls work 24 on 12 off, and they each get 400/ week
216x48 weeks= 10368
400x4 weeks= 1600
11968/year each twin or 23,936 total x 50 years =1,196,800
1,196,800 / 335,000 = 3.5 times less work actually performed, leaving plenty of time for childbirth, shopping, vaginal mesh sling surgery, days off, etc.
So it's possible. Would a number of maybe 100,000 men be any less impressive?
My mom would never pay to fuck a woman older than 27.
I think it's possible too. They probably charge by 30 mins, but a bunch of their clients (particularly when they were younger) wouldn't past 10 mins.