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Discussion in 'Board Information' started by zagman76, May 19, 2014.

  1. zagman76

    zagman76 Wackbagger, Geek, Administrator
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    The first part of this thread are going to be me typing words and such to fill the space up that the board shows you when you hover your mouse over the thread. When you do that, it shows a "snippet" of the text within the post, thus revealing the gag.

    I also type this in the first post because I know that one this thread reaches at least 6-8 posts, nobody will read this post and therefore the gag becomes alive again.

    There have been members of the board that have been around long enough to see this gag work before and watch the full cycle of it.

    So, if you have fallen for this gag, please post here, admitting your defeat and acknowledging that I would never intentionally reveal your IP address or email address publicly. If there was a problem with you/your account in the way I mentioned here: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/wtf.156937/ - I would approach you privately.

    What people don't realize is that you see your own info. I see my own info, and everyone sees Catministrator's info. Except email addresses. We all see your email address of cats@wackbag.com.

    If you don't believe me, log out of the board and look at this thread. Ask a friend to send you a screen-shot of them logged in.

    The fun will circle around when this reaches page two.

    :D:action-sm
     
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  2. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer Οὖτις ἐμοί γ' ὄνομα

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    You mean I haven't really been trying to hack wackbag hourly? What the fuck have I been doing then!? I thought I was 1337!
     
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  3. Faggy

    Faggy #TeamHitlerIMeanLemmy
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    You fucking cunt, you.
     
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  4. DiggerNick

    DiggerNick Well-Known Member
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    You just took five years off my life.

    Maybe ten.
     
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  5. mrbucket75

    mrbucket75 Registered User

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    Yeah, it got me a few years back.
     
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  6. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 On Holiday
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  7. Faggy

    Faggy #TeamHitlerIMeanLemmy
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    It couldn't have come at a worse time for me.

    I must have done something to someone at some point in my life, because for three years, once about every three-to-six months, I get a call from a private number from someone whose voice I can't recall, yet they know me.

    "Hey _____!"
    "Who's this?"
    "You don't remember me? From last week? You must have been really drunk."

    Or...

    "Hey _____, I saw you walk out of the _____ tavern an hour ago. Who was that you were with?"

    I have no idea who is doing this.

    Last weekend I get two of these calls in a very short span, but I don't think much of it because, well hey, it's been going on for years now.

    Around the same time, I hear a friendly acquaintance from high school has died in a car crash.

    Then this shit happens.

    It's a mix of "that online forum turned on me that fucking quick" and "has the phone guy hacked me?" and "what damage control do I have to do?".

    To make matters worse, it all starts at about 10:00PM and I have to be up at around 4:30AM, so I have to fall asleep thinking of who is trying to ruin my life, whether I need to get a new internet service and "when are the pizzas I didn't order going to start showing up?"

    It was the perfect storm. More of a stir, but that would take a not-an-idiot to figure out.

    This is how I felt for 24 hours:

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Faggy

    Faggy #TeamHitlerIMeanLemmy
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    Oh, and I also felt betrayed. "I'm a donor! I'M A DOOOONOOOOOR!!!!!"
     
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  9. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I think almost everyone on this board has fell for it at one point or another and if they say they havent they are a liar.

    I assume this thread now exists because all the newfags clogged the pipeline into zag's pm box. At least I can dream ;)
     
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  10. Faggy

    Faggy #TeamHitlerIMeanLemmy
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    Guilty as charged. Serves him right!
     
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  11. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer Οὖτις ἐμοί γ' ὄνομα

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  12. Dikbag

    Dikbag Registered User

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    Can you please give Zag permission to post your PMs.




    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
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  13. 5skin

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    Oh you guys.
     
  14. Faggy

    Faggy #TeamHitlerIMeanLemmy
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    This is all I sent:

    "I'm seriously not trying to do anything."

    His response was unhelpful, to say the least.

    Addendum: I should be killed.
     
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  15. Stupid Jerkface

    Stupid Jerkface New Wackbag

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    Someone is using my name and email as a scapegoat. I just woke up and am not smart enough to hack into anything. I signed up to lurk, nothing more.

    Bash if you must, I ain't your guy.
     
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  16. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh

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    The old scapegoats excuse, huh? Sorry, we're not buying it.

    You callin' zagman a liar? If zag says you're the guy, then you're the guy alright! You, Stupid Jerkface... you and you're internet hackings. What's your game, friendo? Are you trying to steal our internet identities with your hackings?

    We will not stand for your nefarious internet identity thieving ways, sir! You will be hearing from wackbag's attorneys, and the Chairman of our UnAmerican Activities Committee. Vengeance shall be ours!

    I suggest you prepare your anus.
     
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  17. Agent47

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    The International Contract Agency sincerely apologizes for the inconveniences our employees have caused. We have found the persons responsible for the hacking and have promptly terminated their employment here. Their families will be compensated for any funeral costs if they should/have met with serious accidents.

    :action-sm
     
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  18. WadsOfShit

    WadsOfShit Dead to Everyone on Wackbag.

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    Show me the evidence you have. Because I can tell you 100% that I did not hack wackbag.
     
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  19. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Yeah, you got me this time around.

    If you don't want to be tricked by this again, click here.
     
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  20. Jacuzzi Billy

    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    Hey, it happens to all the 2002 newbies.
     
  21. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I'm so young....
     
  22. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    And dumb.
     
  23. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    And full of cum.
     
  24. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Will you fucking read what you quoted you dumb shit? Jesus christ.
    Posterity. Enjoy. ;)
     
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  25. WadsOfShit

    WadsOfShit Dead to Everyone on Wackbag.

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    I posted that when I was in full panic. Now that I read it, I feel rather embarrassed.
     

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