Sperm bank turns down redheads

#1
Ole Schou, Cryos's director, said that there had been a surge in donations in recent years, allowing the facility to become much more picky about its donors.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand," he told told Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet. "I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner - for example, the sterile male - has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case."

Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold “like hot cakes”.

Cryos’s stores have now reached their peak capacity of 70 litres of semen, and Mr Schou has a waiting list of 600 donors.

He said sperm from donors with brown hair and brown eyes was particularly in demand, because of the bank’s large customer base in Spain, Italy and Greece.

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BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#3
Bullshit. The world needs FAR more red heads. It should be mandatory. You want sperm? You're getting redhead.
 

afternoonquil

Apology Ostrich
#5
It should be Uzbek sperm.

Lol you unibrow savages stop speaking russian. You don't deserve gods dialect
 

lajikal

Registered User
#10
ESD is gonna lose his shit when he gets word of this
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
Donator
#12
They can't be bred out of the species fast enough.
 
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