Spic Horns

mills

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I don't know what they're called, even though I've heard them constantly for 20 years.

They go DAneleDAneleDAneleDAneleDAnele

How do you get your car modded to make that weird noise?

Maybe this belongs in the car thread, but it's honestly more a question of culture. I don't even know why everyone wants wacky horns in the first place, let alone know how horns work. I assumed they were pretty simple.
 

transit grinder

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I sat here and tried to sound out that noise, but either I've just never heard it or I suck at vocalizing sounds.
 

BIV

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#4
[yt]IAo4lE3dPD8[/yt]
 

fletcher

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#5
First, you get a picture of the Virgin Mary airbrushed on your hood. The rest of the pieces fall into place like Tetris.
 

the Streif

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First, you get a picture of the Virgin Mary airbrushed on your hood. The rest of the pieces fall into place like Tetris.
Also attend catholic church and get a cross tattoo on your neck. Then go meet up with your homies in the barrio and plan a hit on the gang two streets over. Once you're done with that, then you can start selling coke again to support your car horn habit.
 

MayrMeninoCrash

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#7
First, you get a picture of the Virgin Mary airbrushed on your hood. The rest of the pieces fall into place like Tetris.
You need to install a gold crown on your dashboard and hang a Puerto Rican flag from the mirror.
 

Party Rooster

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Well this was a trip down memory lane. Nothing like JC Whitney to outfit my Datsun B210. (I had the Wolf Whistle, Ahoogah Horn, and siren - just for the record)
My uncle had the wolf whistle WAAAAYY back when. Didn't you have to manually pull a little cable under the steering column?
 

mills

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What's the wolf whistle exactly, and the siren?
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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*Woot WOOT* type of sound. I just want a loud horn to move CUNTS along and possibly give them minor heart attacks, too.
 

mills

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You sure didn't. Where the hell have YOU been?
 

kidconnor

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I still have a dixie horn in my truck. Had one since I was 20. But I got it hooked to a separate switch. It sucks when you slam down on your horn to beep at an asshole and it plays a tune instead..
 

mills

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I almost forgot about dixie horns.

I don't have a clue how those work either.
 

kloraferm

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I had no idea we had our own horns! I didn't get that memo.
I'd like to have my own horn, but unfortunately one would have to combine Italian, Irish, Russian, Scottish, German, Polish, French and some other stuff into the time it takes for a car horn tune.
Shit, my ancestors did alot of international fucking!
 

kidconnor

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I almost forgot about dixie horns.

I don't have a clue how those work either.
The thing in the middle is the air compressor. There are tubes that run from the air compressor to the horns. Match the colors. Hook it up to a power source. Hook it up to a switch and you're good to go. A musical claxon


 

Stig

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I had no idea we had our own horns! I didn't get that memo.
I thought the OP meant the ones on your heads. You know - because you're like the devil or sumpin' tssssss...