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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by mills, Aug 23, 2011.

  1. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I don't know what they're called, even though I've heard them constantly for 20 years.

    They go DAneleDAneleDAneleDAneleDAnele

    How do you get your car modded to make that weird noise?

    Maybe this belongs in the car thread, but it's honestly more a question of culture. I don't even know why everyone wants wacky horns in the first place, let alone know how horns work. I assumed they were pretty simple.
     
  2. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Unplug your horn and plug in the spic one.
     
  3. transit grinder

    transit grinder Baglin' with the Sex

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    I sat here and tried to sound out that noise, but either I've just never heard it or I suck at vocalizing sounds.
     
  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  5. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    First, you get a picture of the Virgin Mary airbrushed on your hood. The rest of the pieces fall into place like Tetris.
     
  6. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Also attend catholic church and get a cross tattoo on your neck. Then go meet up with your homies in the barrio and plan a hit on the gang two streets over. Once you're done with that, then you can start selling coke again to support your car horn habit.
     
  7. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    You need to install a gold crown on your dashboard and hang a Puerto Rican flag from the mirror.
     
  8. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    don't forget gold trim
     
  9. Shootr

    Shootr OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
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  10. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    My uncle had the wolf whistle WAAAAYY back when. Didn't you have to manually pull a little cable under the steering column?
     
  11. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    What's the wolf whistle exactly, and the siren?
     
  12. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    *Woot WOOT* type of sound. I just want a loud horn to move CUNTS along and possibly give them minor heart attacks, too.
     
  13. Master Paux

    Master Paux Dry Drunk

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    I had no idea we had our own horns! I didn't get that memo.
     
  14. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    You sure didn't. Where the hell have YOU been?
     
  15. kidconnor

    kidconnor 55gallon hog

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    I still have a dixie horn in my truck. Had one since I was 20. But I got it hooked to a separate switch. It sucks when you slam down on your horn to beep at an asshole and it plays a tune instead..
     
  16. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    I almost forgot about dixie horns.

    I don't have a clue how those work either.
     
  17. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    I'd like to have my own horn, but unfortunately one would have to combine Italian, Irish, Russian, Scottish, German, Polish, French and some other stuff into the time it takes for a car horn tune.
    Shit, my ancestors did alot of international fucking!
     
  18. kidconnor

    kidconnor 55gallon hog

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    The thing in the middle is the air compressor. There are tubes that run from the air compressor to the horns. Match the colors. Hook it up to a power source. Hook it up to a switch and you're good to go. A musical claxon


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  19. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    I thought the OP meant the ones on your heads. You know - because you're like the devil or sumpin' tssssss...
     

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