Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by BIV, Oct 10, 2012.
She's good at being a cunt. Her character in Secret Life and in the Descendants are both very cunty.
Shitty title pool?
Spiderman: Web of Mystery
Spiderman: Rise of the Goblin
Spiderman: Osborne to be Wild
Or will they go with something like The Spectacular Spiderman, or The Scrumdiddlyumptious Spiderman?
Judging by their level of creativity, they will probably end up accidentally doing the right thing and calling it Spiderman 2, but only because they aren't creative enough for a different title.
Spiderman: We'll Try Not To Fuck It Up By Three
Spiderman: Copyright Retention Strategy
They're not going to call it Spider-Man 2.
They're going to call it The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
For some reason, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 sounds weird.
I cant think of anything humorous so Im just going to go out on a limb and say its going to be called The Spectacular Spiderman.
The Web Slinger
The Wall Crawler
He Was Part of The Avengers in the Comic Books!
Spiderman Vs. A Villain With a Personality
Emma Stone's Tits
Emma Stones Makes out with Secret Life Girl
The Amazinger Spider Man
The Avengering Spider-Man.
The Amazing Spider Man: Descent into Darkness
The Amazing Spiderman Returns
The Rise of The Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman
Web Slinging with Mary Jane
Swing Free or Fall Hard
The Amazing Spiderman: Rotations
The Amazing Spider-Man II: The Army of Darkness
The Amazing Spider-Man II: Escalation
The Amazing Spider-Man II: The Wraith of Chameleon
Spider.Man. : Rise of Rhino
The Amazing Spider-Man II: Enter the Jackal
The Amazing Mandatory Franchise Rights Retaining Spiderman
The Still-Teenage SpiderMan Because We Don't Want To Take A Risk
The 19th Spiderman Movie Without Kingpin Or The Sinister Six
I'll get to my list of goofy movie titles in a few minutes, but in the meantime can I ask why you are watching the Secret Life of the American Teenager?
By the way, that girl is nowhere near hot enough to play Mary Jane. But neither was Kirsten Dunst, so I guess they're being consistent. You know who would make the best Mary Jane?
The Amazing Spider-Man 2: The Green Goblin is the New Lex Luthor
The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Mysterio is the Villain of this One
I wish it was the latter.
Spider-Man Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Spider-Man 2 - Electro Boogaloo
Spider-Man: Is it too late to get Anne Hathaway as Mrs. Vulture?
Spider-Man: Turn The Dark Back On
The Amazing Spider-Man Rises
Amazing Spider-Man 2: The Hunted
Amazing Spider-Man 2: NORM!
Why Doesn't Disney Just Give us $200 million to fuck off, part V
Amazing Spider-Man 2: World Wide Web
It's gonna be called Web of Spiderman.
Keep it simple I say,
Spiderman 2, 2
Fixed for extra techiness.
I fully support Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane.
It is one of the most bizarre shows I've ever seen. Just a complete fail on every level, even levels you never thought a television should could fail on before. They'll have episodes where people will tell other people what happened in the previous episode, as well as in the previous scene. There was an episode where teenage girls formed a masturbation club. It's sheer lunacy. And there's a retard who was hired to be Vice President of Human Resources because he's so mean/retarded that people would quit thus keeping the head of the company from paying severance packages. And this was treated ... if not as a positive thing than not as a negative one.
I don't know how I feel about Woodley as Mary Jane. Like I said, in the two things I've seen her in before, she's been a rampant self-absorbed bitch (Secret Life more than The Descendants) rather than the spitfire I always imagined Mary Jane to be. I also think Kirsten Dunst is prettier than Woodley, and I came to appreciate her clinically depressed take on the character.
I think Kingpin is tied up with Fox, unless the Daredevil rights reverted back to Marvel.
Spider-Man: Enough Of This Shit
Might as well go with Spectacular Spider-Man since that cartoon seems to be one of the major influences of the last movie.
But then what will the third one be called? The Mega Super Awesome Spider-Man?