Movie Spiderman 2...again. 5/2/14

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Spider-Man Probably Has His Mary Jane, Should Soon Have a New Franco

October 10, 2012 / amazing spider-man, casting, movie, news, shailene woodley

They put it off all summer, but with season changing, it's time for Marc Webb and Sony to at last replace the old Kirsten Dunst and James Franco parts they've had laying around.
For Dunst's part of Mary Jane Watson, the studio and Webb are reportedly looking at The Descendants daughter Shailene Woodley (above), whose ABC Family series The Secret Life of the American Teenager is about to end, thus allowing her to sign whatever crazy extended contract Sony asks of its superhero people. Of course, this probably means current love interest, Emma Stone's Gwen Stacy, will die in the next film or so, but Stone already knew this was coming, and she's also dating and doing cute, philanthropic shit with Spider-Man himself, so don't even worry about her. Worry about yourself, because this also means some friends will be like, "Wait, isn't that the opposite of how it happened in the last Spider-Man trilogy?", and you're going to have to be all, "Yeah, but that's not how it was in the comics," and you're going to sound like such a nerdy jerk.
Franco's Harry Osborne, meanwhile, is also said to be in the midst of a re-casting, but it's not yet certain who will take the role, because 21 Jump Street's Dave Franco is just too obvious. The Franco legacy of being a best-friend-turned-flying-snowboarder ends now, probably.
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2012/10/spider-man-probably-has-his-mary-jane-sh.php
 

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She's good at being a cunt. Her character in Secret Life and in the Descendants are both very cunty.
 

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Shitty title pool?

Spiderman: Web of Mystery

Spiderman: Rise of the Goblin

Spiderman: Osborne to be Wild

Or will they go with something like The Spectacular Spiderman, or The Scrumdiddlyumptious Spiderman?

Judging by their level of creativity, they will probably end up accidentally doing the right thing and calling it Spiderman 2, but only because they aren't creative enough for a different title.
 

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Shitty title pool?

Spiderman: Web of Mystery

Spiderman: Rise of the Goblin

Spiderman: Osborne to be Wild

Or will they go with something like The Spectacular Spiderman, or The Scrumdiddlyumptious Spiderman?

Judging by their level of creativity, they will probably end up accidentally doing the right thing and calling it Spiderman 2, but only because they aren't creative enough for a different title.
They're not going to call it Spider-Man 2.

They're going to call it The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
 

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I cant think of anything humorous so Im just going to go out on a limb and say its going to be called The Spectacular Spiderman.
 

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She's good at being a cunt. Her character in Secret Life and in the Descendants are both very cunty.
I'll get to my list of goofy movie titles in a few minutes, but in the meantime can I ask why you are watching the Secret Life of the American Teenager?

By the way, that girl is nowhere near hot enough to play Mary Jane. But neither was Kirsten Dunst, so I guess they're being consistent. You know who would make the best Mary Jane?

 

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2: The Green Goblin is the New Lex Luthor

The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Mysterio is the Villain of this One

I wish it was the latter.
 

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Keep it simple I say,

Spiderman 2, 2
 

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I'll get to my list of goofy movie titles in a few minutes, but in the meantime can I ask why you are watching the Secret Life of the American Teenager?
It is one of the most bizarre shows I've ever seen. Just a complete fail on every level, even levels you never thought a television should could fail on before. They'll have episodes where people will tell other people what happened in the previous episode, as well as in the previous scene. There was an episode where teenage girls formed a masturbation club. It's sheer lunacy. And there's a retard who was hired to be Vice President of Human Resources because he's so mean/retarded that people would quit thus keeping the head of the company from paying severance packages. And this was treated ... if not as a positive thing than not as a negative one.



I don't know how I feel about Woodley as Mary Jane. Like I said, in the two things I've seen her in before, she's been a rampant self-absorbed bitch (Secret Life more than The Descendants) rather than the spitfire I always imagined Mary Jane to be. I also think Kirsten Dunst is prettier than Woodley, and I came to appreciate her clinically depressed take on the character.

The 19th Spiderman Movie Without Kingpin Or The Sinister Six
I think Kingpin is tied up with Fox, unless the Daredevil rights reverted back to Marvel.
 

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Shitty title pool?

Spiderman: Web of Mystery

Spiderman: Rise of the Goblin

Spiderman: Osborne to be Wild

Or will they go with something like The Spectacular Spiderman, or The Scrumdiddlyumptious Spiderman?

Judging by their level of creativity, they will probably end up accidentally doing the right thing and calling it Spiderman 2, but only because they aren't creative enough for a different title.
Might as well go with Spectacular Spider-Man since that cartoon seems to be one of the major influences of the last movie.
 

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But then what will the third one be called? The Mega Super Awesome Spider-Man?