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Movie Spiderman 2...again. 5/2/14

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by BIV, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2012/10/spider-man-probably-has-his-mary-jane-sh.php
     
  2. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    She's good at being a cunt. Her character in Secret Life and in the Descendants are both very cunty.
     
  3. Neon

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    Shitty title pool?

    Spiderman: Web of Mystery

    Spiderman: Rise of the Goblin

    Spiderman: Osborne to be Wild

    Or will they go with something like The Spectacular Spiderman, or The Scrumdiddlyumptious Spiderman?

    Judging by their level of creativity, they will probably end up accidentally doing the right thing and calling it Spiderman 2, but only because they aren't creative enough for a different title.
     
  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Spiderman: We'll Try Not To Fuck It Up By Three
     
  5. Neon

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    Spiderman: Copyright Retention Strategy
     
  6. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    They're not going to call it Spider-Man 2.

    They're going to call it The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
     
  7. Neon

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    For some reason, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 sounds weird.
     
  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I cant think of anything humorous so Im just going to go out on a limb and say its going to be called The Spectacular Spiderman.
     
  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    The Web Slinger
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    He Was Part of The Avengers in the Comic Books!
    Spiderman Vs. A Villain With a Personality
    Emma Stone's Tits
    Emma Stones Makes out with Secret Life Girl
    Spidey 2.
     
  10. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    The Amazinger Spider Man
     
  11. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    The Avengering Spider-Man.
     
  12. SOS

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    The Amazing Spider Man: Descent into Darkness
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    The Rise of The Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman
    Web Slinging with Mary Jane
    Swing Free or Fall Hard
    The Amazing Spiderman: Rotations
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  13. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    The Amazing Mandatory Franchise Rights Retaining Spiderman
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    The 19th Spiderman Movie Without Kingpin Or The Sinister Six
     
  14. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    I'll get to my list of goofy movie titles in a few minutes, but in the meantime can I ask why you are watching the Secret Life of the American Teenager?

    By the way, that girl is nowhere near hot enough to play Mary Jane. But neither was Kirsten Dunst, so I guess they're being consistent. You know who would make the best Mary Jane?

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  15. transit grinder

    transit grinder Baglin' with the Sex

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    The Amazing Spider-Man 2: The Green Goblin is the New Lex Luthor

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Mysterio is the Villain of this One

    I wish it was the latter.
     
  16. Pigdango

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    Spider-Man Episode II - Attack of the Clones

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    Why Doesn't Disney Just Give us $200 million to fuck off, part V
     
  17. Neon

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    Amazing Spider-Man 2: World Wide Web
     
  18. LilJimmyRbinson

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    It's gonna be called Web of Spiderman.
     
  19. Falldog

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    Keep it simple I say,

    Spiderman 2, 2
     
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  20. Konstantin K

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    Fixed for extra techiness.
     
  21. LilJimmyRbinson

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    I fully support Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane.
     
  22. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    It is one of the most bizarre shows I've ever seen. Just a complete fail on every level, even levels you never thought a television should could fail on before. They'll have episodes where people will tell other people what happened in the previous episode, as well as in the previous scene. There was an episode where teenage girls formed a masturbation club. It's sheer lunacy. And there's a retard who was hired to be Vice President of Human Resources because he's so mean/retarded that people would quit thus keeping the head of the company from paying severance packages. And this was treated ... if not as a positive thing than not as a negative one.

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    I don't know how I feel about Woodley as Mary Jane. Like I said, in the two things I've seen her in before, she's been a rampant self-absorbed bitch (Secret Life more than The Descendants) rather than the spitfire I always imagined Mary Jane to be. I also think Kirsten Dunst is prettier than Woodley, and I came to appreciate her clinically depressed take on the character.

    I think Kingpin is tied up with Fox, unless the Daredevil rights reverted back to Marvel.
     
  23. Guilty Spark

    Guilty Spark It's freeing and refreshing

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    Spider-Man: Enough Of This Shit
     
  24. silentbob8201

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    Might as well go with Spectacular Spider-Man since that cartoon seems to be one of the major influences of the last movie.
     
  25. Neon

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    But then what will the third one be called? The Mega Super Awesome Spider-Man?
     

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