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Squid Can Now FLY! By Rocketing Water Out Their Asses

Discussion in 'Science, Math, History and Language Studies' started by ShooterMcGavin, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    http://news.discovery.com/earth/squid-rocket-science-120222.html

    Evolution!
     
  2. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Squid rule.
     
  3. Neon

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    They're delicious.
     
  4. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    I for one welcome our new squid overlords.
     
  5. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Squid are cool animals. Years ago, I read about an experiment where scientists put either a crab or a lobster in a jar and taught a squid how to open the jar. Then, they put that squid in a tank with another squid -- one that didn't know how to open a jar -- and two jars with crab or lobsters in them. The second squid observed the first squid opening it's jar and learned how to open it's own jar.
     
  6. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    The Jay Mohr Squid does it by stealing Otto and George jokes and rocketing them out its ass.
     
  7. Neon

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    Yeah, Squid are pretty intelligent. Probably because they've been around for hundreds of millions of years.
     
  8. Neon

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    So silly, but I loled.
     
  9. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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  10. lockjaaaaww

    lockjaaaaww All out of Bubble Gum.

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    I think it's their siphon or water jet. I doubt squids use their assholes for flight. They certainly blow smoke out them when Predators come around, they ink those bastards.
     

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