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al885

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Last year i banged my ex-girlfriend on my bed and when it was all done i noticed a stain on the bed and said "what the fuck is that? did you do that?"


i didnt really know what female ejaculations were, but i sniffed the stain it didnt smell like piss or bleachy stuff.


now i know....
 

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ive had two squirters and one is my best friend she fucking ruins towels and everything...good stuff :)
 

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I was with a chick that was a heavy squirter. She didn't want to get aroused in the car or else she would have soaked her pants. So we went to a motel and for the enxt 4 hours it was nothing but fucking, sucking, licking and squirting. HOLY SHIT watching, no better yet, MAKING a girl squirt is the coolest fucking thing! There's really nothing like banging a chick looking down and seeing her drench your crotch. Near the end I jsut sat there rubbing her clit, making her squirt 2-3 feet with each squirt until she was all tapped out. When we were finished we checked the bed, she totally soaked the bed big time, like an aquarium fell on it. I'm defidently a fan of the squirters.
 

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Squirting is not something everychick can do.....From what my girlfriends say....it's rare
 

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my ex only did it that one time
 

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I fuckin wish I knew one...I learned about "squirters" at 15 and I only fuckin wish...
P.s. to any squirters, if interested in kinky tall rican for sex, call me!
 

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You also gotta have a man who knows how to push the right buttons when it comes to squirting......some guys just have a magic touch....definetly a skill
 
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My girlfriend squirts. I find it to be most sexually arousing.
 

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SEXTERIYAKI said:
I was with a chick that was a heavy squirter. She didn't want to get aroused in the car or else she would have soaked her pants. So we went to a motel and for the enxt 4 hours it was nothing but fucking, sucking, licking and squirting. HOLY SHIT watching, no better yet, MAKING a girl squirt is the coolest fucking thing! There's really nothing like banging a chick looking down and seeing her drench your crotch. Near the end I jsut sat there rubbing her clit, making her squirt 2-3 feet with each squirt until she was all tapped out. When we were finished we checked the bed, she totally soaked the bed big time, like an aquarium fell on it. I'm defidently a fan of the squirters.

Was she 19 and named Ashley, daughter of your former best friend?
 

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Freddy's Finger said:
Hustler did an article on Squirters, including a "how to" guide.

Definiately NOT SAFE FOR WORK > http://www.cagedwhore.com/squirt/

Apparently most women can do it
Opack Tool is still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(in other words, you da man!)
 

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my girlfriend does this.
i was completely freaked at first, not having any clue what the fuck hit me.

and it's not all tits, sometimes it's a real pain in the ass. she leaks so bad, we have to do the nasty on the floor...my mattress would be shot after a month.

and when she's on top, i end up laying in a puddle...and it's no longer a vicerous fluid. it's cold and clammy.

goddam it was good to hear them talk about this. people i've asked about it mostly laugh, and don't believe me. my girl is too embarrassed to ask her gyno about it.
 

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tirus said:
my girlfriend does this.

and when she's on top, i end up laying in a puddle...and it's no longer a vicerous fluid. it's cold and clammy.
Cold and clamy? ew.
 

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If anyone wants to check out a chick that squirts ...and I'm sure most of you are familiar with her....grab any movie with Alisha Klass, specifically when she was making movies with Seymore Butts. The chick is a champ...a real good egg. I tried to call in this morning and recommend it to the b-b-boys, but they cleared the phones on me. I stink.


--JAC
 

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Cold and clamy? ew.
word feedback guy. it's a gross feeling. especially in the winter months.
after a particular naughty rump, i hop right in the shower.


-d
 

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wtf.....I never even knew about chicks squirting until a few years ago (I'm 43) and it was by way of porn sites. I've been with enough chicks where I shouldve gotten at least one given the averages (I never did, though my second wife would get lubricated to the point of it running down her legs if we were in the missionary position). Shaved muff is another thing my generation didnt enjoy. Shaved snatch was VERY exotic up until 20 years ago.

bah, I was born far too early. :icon_mad:
 

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My ex discovered she could do this after we were together for about a year. She was extremely multi-orgasmic & one night she had a couple right in a row & kinda lost her mind. When it happened, she was shocked, embarrassed, and uncomfortable about the whole thing. But, thanks to the previously mentioned Ms. Alisha Klass, I not only knew what had happened but was all too happy to explain it enthusiastically.


Within a month she was doing it so consistently, we went out & bought two waterproof mattress covers for the bed. Sure, every time we did the deed we had to change the sheets, but we didn't ruin the mattress & I enjoyed the hell out of the whole squirting experience.
 

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When you coax out some clear viscous fluid it definitely feels like an achievement.
 
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WhipperWhip said:
Opack Tool is still alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in other words, you da man!)
somewhat sorta kinda yeah - thanks man
 
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