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State lawmaker sponsors bill to deter 'flash robs'

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Sorry, no print version of the story:

    http://www.king5.com/news/local/State-lawmaker-sponsors-bill-to-deter-flash-robs-189330991.html
     
  2. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    I don't get it. He wants to ban black people?
     
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  3. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    He's got my vote.
     
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  4. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    They should make it illegal to steal.
     
  5. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    They should make the penalty for being involved in a "flash rob" the large fine plus having to wear geeky white people clothes for a year. I mean full blown Urkel shit. That might actually deter them.
     
  6. tysonpunchinguterus

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    I think that would backfire. There'd be so many people dressing that way that it would become the new thug style and even people who didn't have to dress that way would start just to make people think they were tough. "Tho" would be replaced at the end of Twitter posts with, "Did IIIIIII do thaaaaat?"
     
  7. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Whoa...how do we work this angle to get them to go to school and work...
     
  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    The easiest solution is to simply allow people to shoot the bastards. A stand your ground law would help.
     
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  9. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    For a flash rob? Your going to need more than a ten round mag.
     
  10. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Magazine bans only empower the criminals.
     
  11. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Just make it something like RICO. Triple mandatory minimum sentencing or make it a class whatever felony.
     
  12. Graveyard

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    Right, because Black people don't knowingly commit felonies.
     
  13. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    stores just need to be equipped with death lasers.
     
  14. NuttyJim

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    No law is going to stop a ****** from being a ******.
     
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  15. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    tssss But what about flash Daves and flash Toms?
     
  16. Mags

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    Double felonies, Bitch!!
     
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    I'm confused. Why do we need a new law for this? Isn't it already illegal to walk into a store, grab shit and walk out without paying? What new groundbreaking thing would this law introduce?
     
  18. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    If you walk into the gas station and you are a dumb motherfucker trying to steal some booze and potato chips...
    That is probably just misdemeanor theft, the crime being "Acting like a dumb motherfucker."

    But a law against a flash rob would mean if you do it with 50 guys...
    Whoever gets busted is getting the Big Dick Of Justice right up the colon.
    Charged as an adult, felony, increased fines, mandatory this and that, considerable jail time on the line, etc.

    Right now a flash rob is 50 misdemeanor "Who gives a Fuck?" crimes turning in a business-destroying felony but
    the law still treats a busted person as if they committed a minor crime.
     
  19. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    A punishment that isn't a joke.
     
  20. Don the Radio Guy

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    Inciting a riot? Current law that could be used.
     
  21. Bluestreak

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    Easy - label them as a terrorist group, and prosecute.
    It worked on Law & Order...
     
  22. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Staple a job application to anything of value. Those things are like kryptonite to the gibsmuhdats.
     
  23. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Only against the person who came up with the idea. Which is impossible to figure out, just by catching a few of the participants. They'll just say that it wasn't them.
     
  24. Creasy Bear

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    Fixed.
     
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  25. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    Well, committing a crime with a gun is a crime, but all the reactionary douches out there want new laws...
     

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