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Stefanie Woods: My New Favorite Hot Criminal

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Absolutely, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    So this girl was on Tosh.O tonight, for a "Redemption"
    Move over Casey Anthony, I've got a new lady... (Who didn't kill someone)

    In 2008 she and her girlfriend stole $168 dollars from a Girl Scout cookie stand.
    A Bunch of other misdemeanors
    Then she an her boyfriend set up a faked armed robbery to steal Oxy from a drug dealer that they knew. She was up for armed robbery and kidnapping.
    She ended up getting just 8 year probation, and 2 years house-arrest.

    For some reason she was released to Daniel Tosh to do the interview. Not sure why...

    Complete sociopath....
    "Do you have any remorse about stealing from a 9 year old girl?"
    1:38 for LULZ
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    And of course she's from Florida. Really, I need to get down to FLA. 9/10 of these fucked up stories/chicks is from FLA.

    From Tosh
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    She takes a pretty decent mugshot as well. Kind of Kristen Stewarty-looking
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  2. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    She's a pill junkie. Nothing worse.
     
  3. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    True. But, she's going to blow you in a bathroom stall after only knowing her for 5 minutes because you said she was pretty.
    So, there's that.
     
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  4. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    He's kinda cute. On the other hand, she's an oxy junkie, she has face piercings, she almost certainly lives in a trailer park, and her boyfriend wears a faggoty hipster hat. Sorry, that's too much white trash even for me.
     
  5. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I knew it.
     
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  6. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Damn it, beat me to it.
     
  7. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    2 years house arrest and 8 years probation for armed robbery and kidnapping... guess she was rimming the judge or something.

    Whoopsie...

    Link
     
  8. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    Good thing shes white or it would be an automatic 10 years.
     
  9. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    I'm Stormrider666 and I approve of this pill popping whore.

    However I do not approve of the sentence she received.
     
  10. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    White, guilty and living in Mommy's basement. What that like?
     
  11. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    I knew this new keyboard would get me in trouble sooner or later.
     
  12. Absolutely

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    Sounds like a lot less fun now.
     
  13. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Do you have a sex drive or have you put it on hold until liberty is given to the masses for the first time ever?
     
  14. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Relax, Francis. It's certainly Junior College, which is equivalent to grade 9.
     
  15. Absolutely

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    I assume she's at a 2 year Medical Coding school.
     
  16. Omar

    Omar New Wackbag

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    Man I made this account just to say how cute I think she is, good call on the KS comp. If I was a modelling agency head or something I would get her a shoot just to get a crack at her. The way she said "I mean, who doesn't like money?" Was unbelievably hot,OK I am rambling...cheers!
     
  17. Absolutely

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    Hack Hawk?
     
  18. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I know, way too long.
     
  19. OccupyWackbag

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    I could of sworn this happened years ago and there way a thread about it. Did this happen again?
     
  20. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    Years ago.

    She was on Tosh.0 Tuesday though.

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