Stefanie Woods: My New Favorite Hot Criminal

Jan 25, 2006
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So this girl was on Tosh.O tonight, for a "Redemption"
Move over Casey Anthony, I've got a new lady... (Who didn't kill someone)

In 2008 she and her girlfriend stole $168 dollars from a Girl Scout cookie stand.
A Bunch of other misdemeanors
Then she an her boyfriend set up a faked armed robbery to steal Oxy from a drug dealer that they knew. She was up for armed robbery and kidnapping.
She ended up getting just 8 year probation, and 2 years house-arrest.

For some reason she was released to Daniel Tosh to do the interview. Not sure why...

Complete sociopath....
"Do you have any remorse about stealing from a 9 year old girl?"
1:38 for LULZ


And of course she's from Florida. Really, I need to get down to FLA. 9/10 of these fucked up stories/chicks is from FLA.

From Tosh



She takes a pretty decent mugshot as well. Kind of Kristen Stewarty-looking

 
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True. But, she's going to blow you in a bathroom stall after only knowing her for 5 minutes because you said she was pretty.
So, there's that.
 

mascan42

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He's kinda cute. On the other hand, she's an oxy junkie, she has face piercings, she almost certainly lives in a trailer park, and her boyfriend wears a faggoty hipster hat. Sorry, that's too much white trash even for me.
 
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2 years house arrest and 8 years probation for armed robbery and kidnapping... guess she was rimming the judge or something.

Whoopsie...

Stefanie Woods: 'Cookie Monster' gets15 days in jail for violating probation



WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - As punishment for violating her probation earlier this year, the 22-year-old "Cookie Monster" will spend 15 days in jail and will have to participate in more community service.

Stefanie Woods, who now lives in Parkland with her parents, was charged by Broward County Sheriff's deputies on April 5 with violating probation for a 2009 armed robbery and kidnapping.

Her probation officer said she failed to submit a gasoline receipt as required, wasn't where she was supposed to be for short periods and didn't show up for a probation meeting earlier this year, according to an arrest warrant.

Woods pleaded guilty in her "best interest" Thursday to one count of violating her probation. The other three counts were dropped, her attorney Leonard Feuer said Friday.

Circuit Judge Richard Oftedal sentenced her to 15 days in jail that Woods will serve over weekends. She also must perform an additional 50 hours of community service.

She must continue abiding by the terms of her probation, Feuer said.

Woods gained notoriety in 2008 when she and a friend stole $168 from a Girl Scout who was selling cookies at a Boynton Beach Winn-Dixie.

Less than three weeks after the cookie caper, Woods and the friend were arrested after dining at a Denny's in western Lantana and then walking out on their $25.84 bill.

In 2009, Woods, her then-boyfriend and another man robbed a man of prescription drugs while armed with a gun in Palm Beach Gardens, and she pleaded guilty to kidnapping and firearm charges.

Since her 2009 arrest, Woods has enrolled in college, has a 3.57 GPA, is employed and passes her regularly scheduled drug tests, Feuer said in April.
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KRSOne

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Good thing shes white or it would be an automatic 10 years.
 

Stormrider666

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I'm Stormrider666 and I approve of this pill popping whore.

However I do not approve of the sentence she received.
 
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Since her 2009 arrest, Woods has enrolled in college, has a 3.57 GPA, is employed and passes her regularly scheduled drug tests, Feuer said in April.


Sounds like a lot less fun now.
 

LiddyRules

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Good thing shes white or it would be an automatic 10 years.
Do you have a sex drive or have you put it on hold until liberty is given to the masses for the first time ever?
 

Omar

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Man I made this account just to say how cute I think she is, good call on the KS comp. If I was a modelling agency head or something I would get her a shoot just to get a crack at her. The way she said "I mean, who doesn't like money?" Was unbelievably hot,OK I am rambling...cheers!
 

OccupyWackbag

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I could of sworn this happened years ago and there way a thread about it. Did this happen again?