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Steve Jobs resigning as CEO

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Falldog, Aug 24, 2011.

  1. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    http://www.washingtonpost.com/busin...-by-tim-cook/2011/08/24/gIQAJD6BcJ_story.html

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-27076_3-20096895-248/steve-jobs-steps-down-from-apple/
     
  2. Gladys kravitz

    Gladys kravitz Registered User

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    Anybody have him in your death pool?
     
  3. Vyce

    Vyce Light-skinned, with no Negro dialect.

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    Someone better put Danny on suicide watch.
     
  4. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?


    Let's go get Jobs.



    Aaaaaaaaboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  5. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    How far is their stock going to drop tomorrow? 10%? 20%???
     
  6. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    You think maybe they should take Danny to a doctor?
     
  7. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    I think we're all gonna die. Or worse.


     
  8. TheDrip

    TheDrip I'm bi-winning.

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    Sell sell sell!!!!!!
     
  9. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    WHEN do you think MAYBE he should be taken to a doctor?!?
     
  10. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    As soon as possible?
     
  11. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Azth thoon azth pothible?
     
  12. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    Weren't they going on about how he was about to die a few months ago? Talk about a financial strategy!
     
  13. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Aids, aids, aids!!!!!!

    [video=youtube;6szE_qmzavQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6szE_qmzavQ[/video]
     
  14. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    Super-die?
     
  15. Aero 1

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    I guess he's headed to the great Apple store in the sky!
     
  17. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    I hope it's run with Windows and Android.
     
  18. NuttyJim

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    Wow that's nice and depressing
     
  20. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Fixed. I wonder of Jobs has had anything to do with all the bullshit lawsuits Apple has pulled lately, or if that was done without his approval, since he was on leave.
     
  21. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    I couldn't care less about him, its just another reminder that this is all temporary and there is no god. Hopefully when the the sun expands to a red giant my molecules will become part of a galaxy destroying black hole that wipes out trillions of faggot aliens.
     
  22. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Ooofah.

    Now that right there should shut the tinfoil hatters up...

    "The globalists have the cure for cancer, but releasing it would cut into Big Pharma's cancer drugs profit, so they keep it suppressed! Maaaaaaan!"

    If there was a cure for cancer, that man would have it... even if it cost a billion dollars... that man would have it. And he sure the fuck doesn't look like a man who has the cure for cancer.
     
  23. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  24. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Enjoy the great Blue Screen of Death, Mr. Jobs.
     
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