Stop eating, Bob

#1
Was driving around 5:30 and Bob Kelly was feeding his fat face on the air. Got out of the car until 6:50, tune back in and what do you know, he's either eating again or he's been eating the whole time. Either way, it doesn't make you sound cool Bob, like "Hey man, look at me, I eat on mic like O and A and I'm cool". It just sounds like you're slowly killing yourself.

You're a funny dude and I wouldn't mind hearing your large bedaying ass on the air longer. So please, a little self control.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#2
He invented a meal between breakfast and brunch.
 

Kurto2021

Certified Pest
#4
are we going to have a thread similar to the Artie Lange thread?
 

topher520

learnings for queers
#5
Let Bobby The "General" eat whatever he wants. Who needs A Bobby more full of himself than he already is? Bobby with Abs makes me sick.

BTW Ant needs friends to play with on Call of duty 4...His Screen name is Youstink2. Be sure to add him and play with his Gaay group.
 
#7
The Fatter he is = The more the boys can tool on him .

More Gooder for all of us !!!
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#9
yea im not the food police, eat up bobby!
you thought your knee hurt? what do you think its going to feel like after they cut threw 6" of blubber to crack your chest for a quadruple by pass, then wire you shut........

eat up fat boy.
 

Jim T.

Calmo, calmo...
#10
He's in training for his new movie, Catch Twenty Chews. [car crash]
 

GoatAss

"Girls Like a Man With a Sharp Hairdo"
#11
The Battle for Middle Girth!
 

Hobo_Cum

Psst... your balls are showing...
#13
bobby should grow his mullet again... thats what i think
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#14
The Dessert Fox
 

Ego

The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head
#16
Kelly's Gyros. Wokka wokka.
 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
Donator
#17
In a real war, "General" Bob would be an obsticle which tanks would have to drive around.
 
#19
...does anyone else think this thread is alittle messed up considering Ralphie May was just in studio this week? Granted...Ralphie isnt that funny and doesnt matter all too much, but its the principle. Bobby is fine and in the ads for his Comedy Central special, he doesnt look THAT bad.
 

jackjack

Registered User
#20
I don't think Bobby's got any plans to stop enlarging.. He's already solved the problem of not being able to reach around to clean his asshole manually. Got to give him credit for forseeing the eventuality.
 

ChimneyFish

Believe it or not, it's just meeee
#21
At least someone started a thread about it.























:icon_eek:
 
#22
...does anyone else think this thread is alittle messed up considering Ralphie May was just in studio this week? Granted...Ralphie isnt that funny and doesnt matter all too much, but its the principle. Bobby is fine and in the ads for his Comedy Central special, he doesnt look THAT bad.
Yeah but Bob's fatness was really brought home when you could hear him eating for 5 hours straight the other day.

Ralphie May might be 5x his size but he spares us from his feeding times. He kills himself in private.
 

dodisman

Registered User
#23
Bob has no act without his fat...he can't stop now
 

StonerJack

My amp goes to 11
#24
That's my General your talking about.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!
 
#25
I can't photoshop for shit, so I'll throw my two cents in here. Bob Kelly stars in "The Big Fed One."




Nothing? Shit.
 
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