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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...ts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html

    Penis on your bread. Why? Because 'fuck you', that's why.

    I sure as fuck hope not.
     
  2. Guilty Spark

    Guilty Spark It's freeing and refreshing

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    Eh, a little cock-on-bread never hurt anyone
     
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  3. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    If you eat at subway, you deserve a little penis in your mouth.
     
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  4. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Dude's not impressing anyone with that tiny junk.
     
  5. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Cock on Bread sounds like an English town.
     
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  6. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    There should be some kind of special punishment for people who fuck with your food. I spent a week of utter hell in the hospital once because my fucking degenerate army base cook didn't wash his hands after handling raw chicken. I was just about ready to murder him with an ax after I got out. Gave me some fucking horrid stomach thing. I've become an obsessive hand-washer when it comes to raw meat now.
     
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  7. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    who took the picture?
     
  8. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Some faggot.
     
  9. TreeFortRichard

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    I don't fuck around with raw meat either...when I prepare large meals especially for parties...I put a new trash bag down on the counter with the end folded over the sink and I work on that with latex gloves...I also will sometimes put a plastic baggie over the faucet handle and one over the kitchen Tivo remote so I can FF through commercials while cooking...I will sometimes be preparing meats for 1+ hour so it's not like I'm crazy...When I am done everything goes In the trash bag...counter and sink are sprayed with bleach and set for 10 min and then everything is wiped down...

    And then I go over my parents and watch my dad use the same fork to put the meat on the grill as he does to take it off...ooof...I tell him all the time not to do shit like that...I have to take the fork and put a new one out there...
     
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  10. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    Went to a superbowl party/chili cookoff in 2012... Weirdest hipster suprbowl party. There was probably 50+ people there. Anyway, I was so fucking hungover from the night before, that I couldn't eat. There were probably 6 crockpots of different chili sitting there. Three of my friends had some of the chili, and the next 3 days they each spent hugging a large trash can, while sitting on a toilet. Apparently over half of the people who attended got food poisoning, and were all in the same place.

    I refuse to eat food, especially crockpot food, at parties of people who I don't know who cooked it.
     
  11. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    That is why I only go out to eat when I am on vacation and away from home.

    And don't think it is just these fast food joints. I watched a chef in a restaurant drop a steak while plating and because he was in the weeds, he wiped it off and served it.

    I'll cook my own food thank you very much.
     
  12. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    There's two Subways here. One of them is nothing but hot girls. I would pay $1 extra to let one of them rub my loaf on her snatch.
     
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  13. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Was he at least wearing gloves?
     
  14. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    How much attention does one douchebag need?
     
  15. wes mantooth

    wes mantooth wierdo

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    "I call this one Penis de Milo"
     
  16. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I expected so much more from someone named weedpriest. I guess he don't give a damn about his bad reputation.
     
  17. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    I've always found Subway to be gross.
    Maybe it's just that the ones around here are bad ones, but they're just always dirty and have the grossest kids working at them. Like Subway is the bottom of the teenager-job ladder here.

    And, I just don't like that the food all sits out in the open all day long. I can only assume that since nobody goes there all the meat is just sitting there for weeks, and the lettuce is always brown, the tomatoes are always that gross hard pink color.

    Not good.

    (I've been maybe 3 times in the last 10 years, so I'm kind of an expert)
     
  18. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    the subway near me is decent but this fat spanish kid has a neck and hand tattoo. nothing else visible. that really irks me.
     
  19. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    In all honesty, the bread isn't even cooked yet. The penis germs would be cooked off anyhow. The only reason this is an issue, is because the dumbass was stupid enough to post them to Instagram
     
  20. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    done by Prickasso.
     
  21. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Painted in the Renaissack Period.
     
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  22. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    And you killed it. Good job biv
     
  23. Konstantin K

    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    Why doesn't Subway teach these kids how to make a proper cockmeat sandwich? Inside the bread, not on top of it, rookie.
     
  24. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Killed it good or killed it bad?

    Shit. It's because I said "painted," isn't it?
     
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  25. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    Killed it bad. And painted was only part of it. That joke just sucked.
     

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