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Subway Employee Puts His Penis On Sandwich Bread; Another Freezes His Urine At Work (PHOTOS)

Posted: 07/22/2013 1:23 pm EDT | Updated: 07/22/2013 11:19 pm EDT



A Subway "sandwich artist" admitted today to putting his penis on the store's sandwich bread and posting the photo on Instagram.

The bombshell comes after HuffPost Weird News received several photos posted by two men in Columbus, Ohio, who work for the restaurant chain. Their Twitter and Instagram pages are festooned with photos of their exploits (see below). In several photos, Subway's signature bread is shaped into penises.

One of the men, Cameron Boggs, admitted on Instagram that "today at work I froze my pee" in a water bottle.

Boggs posted -- and later deleted -- the most incriminating photo, which depicts a man rubbing his genitalia on foot-long bread. It was posted on Instagram by username "weedpriest" with a caption that reads, "My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today."

In an exclusive interview with HuffPost Weird News, Ian Jett copped to defiling the footlong, but denied doing the dirty deed at work.

"I would never do that at work -- it was at home," he said. "This isn't something I'd ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke."


Boggs' other photo shows a water bottle full of a yellow substance that he describes as urine. Though you can't tell from the photo whether the frozen urine is inside a Subway restaurant, Boggs says it was.

Store employees confirmed that Boggs and Jett currently work at the Subway location at Tuttle Crossing Boulevard in Columbus. The chain's corporate office didn't return calls for comment by press time.

UPDATE: Boggs and Jett were fired on Monday, and a representative from Subway public relations released this statement:

This isolated incident is not representative of SUBWAY Sandwich Artists™. These actions are not tolerated and the franchisee took immediate action to terminate the two employees involved.

The anonymous tipster who sent in the photos was horrified by the pair's handiwork.

"I saw the frozen piss picture and thought, 'What is this guy doing?'" the tipster said. "Then came the penis picture. They're stupid enough for doing this in the first place, but then to post it to the world? It was a dumb move.

"I didn't send these to be vindictive," he added, "But something needs to be done. It's disgusting."

He said he turned in the photos after reading about another case of tainted food on HuffPost Weird News last week. Giusepp Scire, owner of Jersey Joe's Pizzeria in San Diego, denied on Thursday that he masturbated in the eatery's kitchen, an act that was reportedly caught on security footage by users on 4Chan.

A picture posted last week clearly shows a man with white hair, handling his pepperoni in what appears to be a pizza kitchen, but Scire said he was the victim of disgruntled ex-employees' pranks.

In June, a Taco Bell employee became instantly infamous and was fired after he posted a picture of himself licking a stack of taco shells -- at work -- online. Taco Bell apologized and noted that the employee didn't intend to harm anyone by appearing to salivate all over the shells.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...ts-penis-on-bread-frozen-urine_n_3635174.html

Penis on your bread. Why? Because 'fuck you', that's why.

This isolated incident is not representative of SUBWAY Sandwich Artists™. These actions are not tolerated...
I sure as fuck hope not.
 

Mags

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If you eat at subway, you deserve a little penis in your mouth.
 

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There should be some kind of special punishment for people who fuck with your food. I spent a week of utter hell in the hospital once because my fucking degenerate army base cook didn't wash his hands after handling raw chicken. I was just about ready to murder him with an ax after I got out. Gave me some fucking horrid stomach thing. I've become an obsessive hand-washer when it comes to raw meat now.
 
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There should be some kind of special punishment for people who fuck with your food. I spent a week of utter hell in the hospital once because my fucking degenerate army base cook didn't wash his hands after handling raw chicken. I was just about ready to murder him with an ax after I got out. Gave me some fucking horrid stomach thing. I've become an obsessive hand-washer when it comes to raw meat now.
I don't fuck around with raw meat either...when I prepare large meals especially for parties...I put a new trash bag down on the counter with the end folded over the sink and I work on that with latex gloves...I also will sometimes put a plastic baggie over the faucet handle and one over the kitchen Tivo remote so I can FF through commercials while cooking...I will sometimes be preparing meats for 1+ hour so it's not like I'm crazy...When I am done everything goes In the trash bag...counter and sink are sprayed with bleach and set for 10 min and then everything is wiped down...

And then I go over my parents and watch my dad use the same fork to put the meat on the grill as he does to take it off...ooof...I tell him all the time not to do shit like that...I have to take the fork and put a new one out there...
 

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I don't fuck around with raw meat either...when I prepare large meals especially for parties...I put a new trash bag down on the counter with the end folded over the sink and I work on that with latex gloves...I also will sometimes put a plastic baggie over the faucet handle and one over the kitchen Tivo remote so I can FF through commercials while cooking...I will sometimes be preparing meats for 1+ hour so it's not like I'm crazy...When I am done everything goes In the trash bag...counter and sink are sprayed with bleach and set for 10 min and then everything is wiped down...

And then I go over my parents and watch my dad use the same fork to put the meat on the grill as he does to take it off...ooof...I tell him all the time not to do shit like that...I have to take the fork and put a new one out there...
Went to a superbowl party/chili cookoff in 2012... Weirdest hipster suprbowl party. There was probably 50+ people there. Anyway, I was so fucking hungover from the night before, that I couldn't eat. There were probably 6 crockpots of different chili sitting there. Three of my friends had some of the chili, and the next 3 days they each spent hugging a large trash can, while sitting on a toilet. Apparently over half of the people who attended got food poisoning, and were all in the same place.

I refuse to eat food, especially crockpot food, at parties of people who I don't know who cooked it.
 

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That is why I only go out to eat when I am on vacation and away from home.

And don't think it is just these fast food joints. I watched a chef in a restaurant drop a steak while plating and because he was in the weeds, he wiped it off and served it.

I'll cook my own food thank you very much.
 

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There's two Subways here. One of them is nothing but hot girls. I would pay $1 extra to let one of them rub my loaf on her snatch.
 

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I expected so much more from someone named weedpriest. I guess he don't give a damn about his bad reputation.
 
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I've always found Subway to be gross.
Maybe it's just that the ones around here are bad ones, but they're just always dirty and have the grossest kids working at them. Like Subway is the bottom of the teenager-job ladder here.

And, I just don't like that the food all sits out in the open all day long. I can only assume that since nobody goes there all the meat is just sitting there for weeks, and the lettuce is always brown, the tomatoes are always that gross hard pink color.

Not good.

(I've been maybe 3 times in the last 10 years, so I'm kind of an expert)
 

CM Mark

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In all honesty, the bread isn't even cooked yet. The penis germs would be cooked off anyhow. The only reason this is an issue, is because the dumbass was stupid enough to post them to Instagram
 

Konstantin K

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Why doesn't Subway teach these kids how to make a proper cockmeat sandwich? Inside the bread, not on top of it, rookie.
 

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