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Discussion in 'Classic Opie & Anthony General Discussion' started by SOS, Oct 3, 2012.

  1. SOS

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    As last we heard our intrepid hero Jimmy, he had tried to stop the stealing of a New York City double decker bus(5610). Jimmy had noticed a "call 911" light on the said bus. Thinking of the public safety that was put in danger by a bus that looked to be stolen, Jimmy heroically called 9-1-1 in his automobile as he craftily trailed the bus. He was forthright with the operator describing the situation and the bus' number but the operator seemed a little off-kilter that such a heroic person should exist in her fair city and was perplexed on what course of action she should take. Jimmy, not waiting for the dalliances of a perplexed operator, hung-up his portable phone as he quickly rushed his car forward to make out a description of the perpetrator of such a heinous crime. Jimmy swiftly maneuvered his vehicle to get a better perspective and glanced at the driver. It was one of those disreputable types! Jimmy was even more positive of villainous acts he was seeing so he once again called 9-1-1. But unfortunately for Jimmy, once again the operator was dumbfounded and could not help Jimmy! Oh, the horror! The Irony! The Humiliation! Jimmy realizing he had been out-witted by the nefarious driver, who had turned the bus, and handicapped by the buffoonery of the smitten operators vowed under his breath that this was one and the only time he would let evil win as he went home to his lass. Is this the last we hear of our hero Jimmy's exploits?
    THE END?????​
    Catch-up if you missed part II around 1 and a half hours into today's program for the 911 tapes.​
     
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  2. Creasy Bear

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    Why would you give a shit about a stolen bus? How far is somebody going to get in a stolen municipal bus? I might've called and reported the first location if I was feeling heroic... probably too lazy/not give a care even that far. Follow the bus? Fuck no... not for two seconds, let alone 10 minutes.
     
  3. SOS

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    It seems perplexing but that is what heroes do; stand up to evil when no one else can or will.
     
  4. DrewDown

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    At least for a minute or two.
     
  5. NoSurviivors

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    ... and Jim Norton.

     
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    Crimefighter Captain James T. Norton an inspiration to Neighborhood Watches everywhere.
     
  7. ericd

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    I really enjoyed neighborhood watch Jimmy. Thank goodness the bus maintenance worker didn't have a packet of skittles in his hand.

    I wonder if we'll ever get the real story of who was driving the bus. Was there any reports of a stolen MTA bus?
     
  8. mills

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    Were there any Zimmerman references on the show? There must have been and I was only half-listening.

    "He's slowing down now because he knows I'm following him."

    If only Georgie had a tranny-cruising addiction that only allowed him to thwart tea purchasers in 11-minute intervals.
     
  9. Voodoo Ben

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    Brilliant.

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    Reposting from the photoshop thread:

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    Are you done filling up my Twitter feed with your conservative circle jerk Neon!? (wavy)
     
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    I browsed the photoshop thread. Nobody's done a Jim Norton/Eddie Blake thing yet?
     
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    Schumer put on a few lbs.
     
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    I did a Jimmy/Yohan Blake.
     
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    You put on a few pounds! Jerk.
     
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    I wish I knew how to find good animated gifs so I could find an Internet-appropriate way to represent my brain going through obscure references and finding nothing.
     
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    Only a few? That is very generous of you.
     
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    I was just being silly, it made no sense. I can always get you with an athlete.
     
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    Who are you on twitter?
     
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    @CallMeGrandson?
     
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    Where does Don land in the lineup?
     
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