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Taco Bell Says It's Working On A New 'Low-End' Menu

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by BIV, May 2, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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  2. maz

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    No
    I don't wanna read more

    But that reminds me
    I think I'm gonna make fajitas or taco fixins for work this week
     
  3. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    They already have that. It's called "the menu".
     
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    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    What are they going to do, start selling the wrappers as a new type of "lettuce"? Tacos are already .48 cents or some shit.
     
  5. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    The only thing worth getting from Taco Bell are the nachos and cheese dip. If those are on the new low(er)-end menu, I'll be a slightly less disinterested boy.
     
  6. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    The new guac-a-mole is quite tasty. Some quesadillas, some guac...all good.
     
  7. Atomic Fireball

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    After they win the Franchise Wars all restaurants will be Taco Bells.
     
  8. Jambi

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    The only way to make cheap awful food cheaper is to make it more awful.
     
  9. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Honestly, their 7 layer burrito really is pretty decent for the price.
     
  10. whiskeyguy

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    I always get the Nacho Bel Grande at Taco Bell, and maybe throw in a few tacos on top of it.
     
  11. MTJonny

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    I always assumed your weren't one of the fatties.

    Wavey and stuff...
     
  12. whiskeyguy

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    That stuff doesn't stay in your system long enough for you to get anything, fat included, out of it.

    And I have Taco Bell like once a month or less... our local one closed because the staff got caught selling drugs over the counter (the weird thing is, it was about as nice as a Taco Bell can get, not one of those ghetto ones), so the only time I grab it is when I'm somewhere else.
     
  13. Neon

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    Fixed.
     
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  14. gleet

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    They can easily make a cheaper menu by shaving a few more percentage points off the meat.

     
  15. maz

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    I'm not a food snob
    I hit McDonalds and Arbys once in a while
    But I think I've been to the local Taco Bell twice in the 18 years I've lived here

    I wasn't impressed with the place or the product

    I could go for a Binders and Extenders taco though
     
  16. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Whoever wrote, edited, approved and uploaded that should have Ebola squirted into their eyes with a turkey baster.
     
  17. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    That cunt dropped her lawsuit. Taco Bell's meat is just fine.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    Their new campaign slogan.

     
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    Wish more people ate at Taco Bell. Would directly lead to more deaths from eating dogshit food. More deaths = happier Me.
     
  21. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Delicious!

     
  22. Bobobie

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    I used to love Taco Bell until around 30 years old, and then it became muh. I don't know what changed, my tastes or the quality.

    However, the short time that they served breakfast burritos back in 2000, those were awesome. Much better than McDonald's.
     
  23. JonBenetRamsey

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    i had taco bell today. it was fucking glorious. pure shit food, but i was baked and it's my last weekend to eat whatever.
     
  24. Lord Zero

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    That's not a tall mountain to climb.
     
  25. CM Mark

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    I found a picture of their new low end menu

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