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BIV

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Another 'Taken' Coming, But This Time Not Coming for Liam Neeson's Family

October 10, 2012 / fox, liam neeson, movie, news, robert mark kamen, taken 3

With Taken 2's first-place, $50 million opening weekend proving the franchise still has some life left for Liam Neeson to strangle out, Fox and the series' behind-the-vengeance creative team are already talking about another sequel.
Speaking to Hollywood.com, screenwriter Robert Mark Kamen explained how the decision to begin work on Taken 3 has risen organically, from the basic desire to make a ton of money, saying, "We didn't start talking about [Taken 3] until we saw the numbers. But then we said, 'Oh, okay. I think we should do a third one.' And Fox wants us to do a third one."
The only issue about a third film, outside the already-apparent evidence of diminishing returns? As far as Liam Neeson's nuclear family goes, there just isn't anyone left to Taken. As Kamen explained, "We've taken everyone we can take -- it's going to go in another direction. Should be interesting."
Well, if you need some help, here are some ideas to get you through a few more sequels:
Taken 3 - Liam Neeson awakens to find limbs, several organs sold into sexual slavery. Neeson attaches pistols and cell phone to torso; kills all responsible.
Taken 4 - Liam Neeson misinterprets concept of Heaven and Earth as the interdimensional trafficking of human souls. Neeson kills God, destroys all of Creation.
Taken 5 - Gazing out upon his new domain, a barren kingdom free of abduction and human trafficking, Neeson feels empty, despondent; grapples self into eternal deadlock, an Irish Ouroboros forever threatening to use its very particular set of skills upon itself.
Taken 6 - This time Neeson has to rescue his daughter's pet chimp! And the two of them do NOT get along!
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2012/10/another-taken-coming-but-this-time-not-c.php
 

Voodoo Ben

The African Dream
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it's going to be like the sequels to Death Wish.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#3
it's going to be like the sequels to Death Wish.
Is Famke Jannsen going to be in a car that bumps another car and randomly blows up?


Go to 2:25. I know it's hacky to laugh at Death Wish but it really makes me crack up.
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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Is Famke Jannsen going to be in a car that bumps another car and randomly blows up?


Go to 2:25. I know it's hacky to laugh at Death Wish but it really makes me crack up.
Random trivia: the balding thug who socks Deborah Raffin in the car is vanishing older brother Chuck from Happy Days.
 

DiggerNick

Well-Known Member
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#5
It'll be called LOOK WHO'S TAKEN.

I know it's an old joke by now, vbut I thought it was funny.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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#6
Is Famke Jannsen going to be in a car that bumps another car and randomly blows up?


Go to 2:25. I know it's hacky to laugh at Death Wish but it really makes me crack up.
Speaking of hacky, I think it's pretty awesome that they managed to kill 83 people without using the Wilhelm scream. I know it was made before it became mandatory to force it into every movie, but still nice to see.
 

Frankie_b

Talk softly and drive a big tank!
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LISTEN CAREFULLY!! Trailer for Tak3n

 

Frankie_b

Talk softly and drive a big tank!
#11
People who like guns should kill his career.
I'm pretty sure the Taken series and the taken like movies he does now are doing a damn fine job of that without the intervention of gun enthusiasts
 
#12
I'm pretty sure the Taken series and the taken like movies he does now are doing a damn fine job of that without the intervention of gun enthusiasts
I actually kind of liked A Walk Among the Tombstones.
 

SOS

Is alive.
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#16
There's a genre name for movies such as these ie The November Man and The Equalizer. Daddy Action Movies?
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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#18
Taken 3... like Taken 2, but with more taking.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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#21
Taken 3: What was Taken will be Taken back so it can be Taken again in Taken 4.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
#22
Taken shoe polish and rubbing it in your hair.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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#25
Taken hard with a vengeance.
 
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