Tasteless, but funny jokes

Philly Kid

Registered User
#1
this is horrible but u will laugh:

how do you make a little girl cry twice....?

rub your bloody junk on her teddy bear...
 

Philly Kid

Registered User
#2
its horrible I know but im just the messenger.

thanx greg z.
 

Philly Kid

Registered User
#3
why are there no Ricans on star trek.????

they dont have jobs in the future either..
 

DIRTY_HARRY

Registered User
#4
I am ashamed of you two. um a hold on a sec.

A father brings his 9 year old daughter to the shrink. The shrink asks if the girl is sexualy active and the father satz no she just lays their just like my wife does.
ba da binggg
 

wackadoo

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES
#5
YOU GUYS ARE F'N SICK!!!

oh ,wait a sec
what's the hardest part when eating a vegtable?
the wheelchair!!

NOW WE"RE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!
 

DIRTY_HARRY

Registered User
#6
Jeeeez thats sick
A hundren and three yr old woman in the old age home goes up to a 60 yr old man and says cupping her hands " If you can guess whats in my hand you han F the S out of me" The 60 yr old man said making sure he would not do that wrinkling old bag of bones " An Elephant?" she said
"Close enough". Speaking of old dried wood floors HAPPY THANKS GIVING TO ALL. :eek:
 

armymad

#14 poster in this mad world
#7
those jokes on the 80's show could count under this
:D
 
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