Jeeeez thats sick
A hundren and three yr old woman in the old age home goes up to a 60 yr old man and says cupping her hands " If you can guess whats in my hand you han F the S out of me" The 60 yr old man said making sure he would not do that wrinkling old bag of bones " An Elephant?" she said
"Close enough". Speaking of old dried wood floors HAPPY THANKS GIVING TO ALL.