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Teenager suffering from a rare condition that locks her bones, turning her into a 'human mannequin'

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Vids at the link
     
  2. Hudson

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    So she has a bony pussy? no thanks.
     
  3. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Ain't anyone heard of a fucking drill and a few nuts and bolts?
     
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    Konstantin K Big League Poster

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    Would you let her blow you with that condition? It's like Russian Roulette with your cock.
     
  7. Pigdango

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    It must be hard to Fap when you've got Fop. Imagine if you Fop while you're fapping and you get stuck like that. How embarrassing.
     
  8. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Mommadeez4u Bastard coated bastard w/ bastard filling

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    Oil up those hands girl, daddy's home
     
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    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    When she dies will she go through de-rigueur mortis?
     
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    She can eventually get a job as a mannequin. Then she can be involved in fashion...at JC Penny.
     
  12. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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  13. maz

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    But the teenager, from Aberdeenshire, insists: 'It’s never going to stop me from doing what I want to do'


    I'll take that bet
     
  14. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    I'd hit it. Drill a hole in it first, but then, yeehaw!
     
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    I'm not claustrophobic, but this freaks me out.

    And what does it say about me that when I read "won't live past 40," my thought was "so? that's a decent enough lifespan."
     
  16. maz

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    Blowjob Only
    Her face looks OK in the last pic
    Until her jaw muscles ossify
    Then it's Game Over , Johnny
     
  17. Lord Zero

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    She strikes me as a bit uptight.
     
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    Doesn't Mick Mars have something like this?
     
  19. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    You've referenced something other than anti-Romney. This is like when Kirk made a thread about Celebrity Apprentice.
     
  20. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    i'd love to see her condition kick in as she's crossing a street
     
  21. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Fixed
     
  22. Ballbuster1

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    You're a better man than me. I'd be afraid
    she'd get lockjaw half way thru and I'd be
    stuck there til my rod went down.
     
  23. whiskeyguy

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    Don't worry, he'll blame the condition on Bush in his next post.
     
  24. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I haven't been able to trust a young woman with an odd condition since that crazy walking flu shot bitch.
     
  25. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Put her into doggy position and charge admission.
     

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